Well Jesus was born a few years ago Today. As told by Elton John in the song Levon!
Everyone knows the story.... but what we forgot to mention was how nervous Mary was 'cause she had to bring ham sandwiches to the "pot luck" at her sister's and she wanted them to be perfect. Joseph forgot his suit at the dry cleaner (which was obviously closed on the 25th) and the 3 wisemen actually made 2 trips to see Jesus since 2 of them bought the same gift!
Okay, enough of this!
Merry Christmas and I hope you didn't go into too much debt for that one day!
dimanche 25 décembre 2005
samedi 24 décembre 2005
The God that failed.
It's Christmas eve and my faith in God is surely not growing stronger.
Since yesterday morning, i'm asking myself why.
Why would somebody be taken away from his familly like that?
Why so young? so healthy? Such a good human being, with stong familly values?
I'm sure a lot of people are asking the same questions for their own relatives/friends people around the world.
I'm just thinking that if the God i'm suppose to worship is capable of breaking famillies like that, i'd rather not worship him at all.
Tony, we love you and you'll be missed!
Since yesterday morning, i'm asking myself why.
Why would somebody be taken away from his familly like that?
Why so young? so healthy? Such a good human being, with stong familly values?
I'm sure a lot of people are asking the same questions for their own relatives/friends people around the world.
I'm just thinking that if the God i'm suppose to worship is capable of breaking famillies like that, i'd rather not worship him at all.
Tony, we love you and you'll be missed!
mercredi 21 décembre 2005
Swing, swing, swing
OK, so we now make it legal to be able to screw around but we soon will have to change from Merry Christmas to Happy non-event December 25th?
I love Canada !!!!
I love Canada !!!!
vendredi 16 décembre 2005
Ah, to be young again...
Today would have meant I would be playing out all day!
We got 40 cm of snow here and stupid people (like me) went to work, bright ones stayed home and kids played outside all day!
Heres another link with pics.
We got 40 cm of snow here and stupid people (like me) went to work, bright ones stayed home and kids played outside all day!
Heres another link with pics.
The river
songs playing this week... One in particular that I LOVE
The River by Bruce Springsteen, makes me feel sad but I also love the factthat I have these images of the song in my head when I listen to it.
I come from down in the valleywhere mister when you're young
They bring you up to do like your daddy done
Me and Mary we met in high schoolwhen she was just seventeen
We'd ride out of that valley down to where the fields were green
We'd go down to the riverAnd into the river we'd dive
Oh down to the river we'd ride
Then I got Mary pregnantand man that was all she wrote
And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat
We went down to the courthouseand the judge put it all to rest
No wedding day smiles no walk down the aisle
No flowers no wedding dressThat night we went down to the river
And into the river we'd dive
Oh down to the river we did ride
I got a job working construction for the Johnstown Company
But lately there ain't been much work on account of the economy
Now all them things that seemed so important
Well mister they vanished right into the air
Now I just act like I don't remember
Mary acts like she don't care
But I remember us riding in my brother's car
Her body tan and wet down at the reservoir
At night on them banks I'd lie awake
And pull her close just to feel each breath she'd take
Now those memories come back to haunt me
they haunt me like a curse
Is a dream a lie if it don't come true
Or is it something worse
that sends me down to the river
though I know the river is dry
That sends me down to the river tonight
Down to the rivermy baby and I
Oh down to the river we ride
The River by Bruce Springsteen, makes me feel sad but I also love the factthat I have these images of the song in my head when I listen to it.
I come from down in the valleywhere mister when you're young
They bring you up to do like your daddy done
Me and Mary we met in high schoolwhen she was just seventeen
We'd ride out of that valley down to where the fields were green
We'd go down to the riverAnd into the river we'd dive
Oh down to the river we'd ride
Then I got Mary pregnantand man that was all she wrote
And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat
We went down to the courthouseand the judge put it all to rest
No wedding day smiles no walk down the aisle
No flowers no wedding dressThat night we went down to the river
And into the river we'd dive
Oh down to the river we did ride
I got a job working construction for the Johnstown Company
But lately there ain't been much work on account of the economy
Now all them things that seemed so important
Well mister they vanished right into the air
Now I just act like I don't remember
Mary acts like she don't care
But I remember us riding in my brother's car
Her body tan and wet down at the reservoir
At night on them banks I'd lie awake
And pull her close just to feel each breath she'd take
Now those memories come back to haunt me
they haunt me like a curse
Is a dream a lie if it don't come true
Or is it something worse
that sends me down to the river
though I know the river is dry
That sends me down to the river tonight
Down to the rivermy baby and I
Oh down to the river we ride
mardi 13 décembre 2005
An idea that Quebec can follow.
I think this is a great idea.
Take something from kids that they want to make sure they stay in school.
Might see less Honda civic with purple neons on the road!
yipeee
Take something from kids that they want to make sure they stay in school.
Might see less Honda civic with purple neons on the road!
yipeee
lundi 12 décembre 2005
Charity is a coat you wear twice a year.
I've never been asked for so much than this period of the year.
Make 20 famillies eat for only 20$, save kids for 10$, give to food banks please give this, or that.
I'm all in favor of helping but why is it only around Christmas, no one is starving in July?
People are too buzy with they vacations?
Instead of helping out others from December 1st to 31st, why not give or do a little throughout the year? I'm sure people would appreciate it.
Make 20 famillies eat for only 20$, save kids for 10$, give to food banks please give this, or that.
I'm all in favor of helping but why is it only around Christmas, no one is starving in July?
People are too buzy with they vacations?
Instead of helping out others from December 1st to 31st, why not give or do a little throughout the year? I'm sure people would appreciate it.
mardi 6 décembre 2005
samedi 3 décembre 2005
You spin me round!
So we're going to vote (again) in January!
It is apparently a tactic of some sort to disorient the actual government and bla bla bla sorry, i'm already sleeping.
One thing I know is that we'll spend a S%&? load of money for nothing;
In Quebec, we'll vote Bloc Party (who will never be enough to be elected as a majority, obviously).
Since Mulroney left, there's no direction whatsoever ( or a good idea) pour les conservateurs.
No one knows NPD, the only thing we know is that Mr. Layton likes to party!?!?
So guess what, comes February, we'll still be stuck with Liberals in a minority role.
Thanks for putting my money somewhere it doesn't belong!
It is apparently a tactic of some sort to disorient the actual government and bla bla bla sorry, i'm already sleeping.
One thing I know is that we'll spend a S%&? load of money for nothing;
In Quebec, we'll vote Bloc Party (who will never be enough to be elected as a majority, obviously).
Since Mulroney left, there's no direction whatsoever ( or a good idea) pour les conservateurs.
No one knows NPD, the only thing we know is that Mr. Layton likes to party!?!?
So guess what, comes February, we'll still be stuck with Liberals in a minority role.
Thanks for putting my money somewhere it doesn't belong!
mercredi 30 novembre 2005
My songs
"So I always get nostalgic, with that song, but in my room it's forced, it has to be in some car across the street"
Once in a while, I'll put the songs that plays the most in my basement.
Here's the top 5 for the last 2 weeks:
5- Only, by Nine Inch Nails
4- Doesn't Remind Me, by Audioslave
3- I Love Paris, By Ultralounge
2- Down in Mexico, by The Porns Flakes (With Kevin Parent)
1- Please, please, please let me get what I want, by The Smiths
Download reponsibly and enjoy....
Once in a while, I'll put the songs that plays the most in my basement.
Here's the top 5 for the last 2 weeks:
5- Only, by Nine Inch Nails
4- Doesn't Remind Me, by Audioslave
3- I Love Paris, By Ultralounge
2- Down in Mexico, by The Porns Flakes (With Kevin Parent)
1- Please, please, please let me get what I want, by The Smiths
Download reponsibly and enjoy....
lundi 28 novembre 2005
Martineau
Voici la copie d'un blogue de Martineau, paru hiers sur le site de VOIR. Très intéressant!
"Toujours plus vite
L'autre jour, j'ai failli casser mon ordinateur à coups de marteau.La raison: mon modem-câble a flanché. J'ai dû attendre un gros 35 secondes avant de me brancher sur le réseau Internet.Il y a quelques années, 35 secondes étaient 35 secondes, c'est-à-dire un clin-d'oil, un pet, rien. Aujourd'hui, ça me paraît une éternité. L'efficacité redoutable des ordinateurs super puissants m'a rendu hyper impatient. Trente-cinq secondes de délai, et je pète les plombs, je pique une crise.Je grimpe dans les rideaux.Pourtant, qu'est-ce que je devais faire, il y a quelques années, quand je voulais consulter un texte qui avait été publié le 13 octobre 1974? Je devais prendre le métro, me rendre à la Bibliothèque Nationale, remplir une petite fiche, attendre quinze minutes, feuilleter un livre gros comme une Lada, retracer mon texte, trouver 25 sous dans mes poches, le photocopier, rapporter le livre à la préposée et retourner chez moi.Durée de l'opération: une demi-journée.Le pire, c'est que ça ne me paraissait même pas long. C'était le temps que ça prenait. Aujourd'hui, j'attends 35 secondes, et je suis prêt à lancer mon Ibook par la fenêtre.Que s'est-il passé? Le temps s'est accéléré. Quand tout va vite, la moindre nano-seconde d'attente vous fait suer.Il y a quelques semaines, j'ai lu un essai passionnant écrit par un journaliste scientifique (Radical Evolution, par Joel Garreau). Le temps, dit l'auteur, se compresse de plus en plus.Prenez l'évolution de l'Homme, par exemple.Entre la formation de la Terre et l'apparition des premiers organismes multicellulaires, il s'est passé 4 milliards d'années. Entre l'apparition de ces organismes et l'apparition des premiers mammifères, 400 millions d'années. Entre les premiers mammifères et les premiers singes, 150 millions d'années. Entre les premiers singes et les premiers hominidés, 30 millions d'années.Entre les premiers hominidés et les premiers humains qui marchaient debout? Seize millions d'années. Quatre millions d'années pour arriver à peindre, 10 000 ans pour créer les premières communautés sédentaires, 5 000 ans pour inventer l'écriture, 4 000 ans pour fonder l'Empire Romain, 1 800 ans pour accoucher de la Révolution Industrielle, 169 ans pour marcher sur la lune et 20 ans pour créer l'âge de l'information. Aujourd'hui, le rythme du progrès double à tous les deux ans. Il se passera probablement plus de choses entre 2005 et 2010 qu'entre 1750 et 1975. L'ordinateur que vous possédez actuellement sera obsolète dans un ou deux ans. Pensez à ça deux minutes (non, vous n'avez pas le temps - pensez à ça deux secondes). Ça donne carrément le vertige.Nous sommes à bord d'un bolide qui va de plus en plus vite.Vous éprouvez des problèmes avec votre téléphone cellulaire? Jetez-le aux poubelles, et achetez-en un autre: de toute façon, votre modèle n'est probablement plus disponible sur le marché. Les nouveaux portables sont plus rapides, plus performants, ils prennent des photos, téléchargent des pièces musicales, captent la télé, enregistrent des conversations.Il n'y a pas que les objets qui deviennent passés de mode après six mois: les relations aussi sont jetables. Les couples durent de moins en moins longtemps, on passe d'un boulot à l'autre, d'un amour à l'autre, d'un pays à l'autre. On change même de religion!La pérennité est une valeur en voie d'extinction. Pas étonnant que les politiciens ne fassent plus de plans à long terme! Plus personne n'en fait. À quoi bon? Dans cinq ans, le monde sera complètement différent. Avant, je gardais tous les magazines que j'achetais. Aujourd'hui, je les jette au recyclage dès que je les ai lus. D'ailleurs, je suis sûr que si je relisais le début de mon texte, je le trouverais dépassé."
"Toujours plus vite
L'autre jour, j'ai failli casser mon ordinateur à coups de marteau.La raison: mon modem-câble a flanché. J'ai dû attendre un gros 35 secondes avant de me brancher sur le réseau Internet.Il y a quelques années, 35 secondes étaient 35 secondes, c'est-à-dire un clin-d'oil, un pet, rien. Aujourd'hui, ça me paraît une éternité. L'efficacité redoutable des ordinateurs super puissants m'a rendu hyper impatient. Trente-cinq secondes de délai, et je pète les plombs, je pique une crise.Je grimpe dans les rideaux.Pourtant, qu'est-ce que je devais faire, il y a quelques années, quand je voulais consulter un texte qui avait été publié le 13 octobre 1974? Je devais prendre le métro, me rendre à la Bibliothèque Nationale, remplir une petite fiche, attendre quinze minutes, feuilleter un livre gros comme une Lada, retracer mon texte, trouver 25 sous dans mes poches, le photocopier, rapporter le livre à la préposée et retourner chez moi.Durée de l'opération: une demi-journée.Le pire, c'est que ça ne me paraissait même pas long. C'était le temps que ça prenait. Aujourd'hui, j'attends 35 secondes, et je suis prêt à lancer mon Ibook par la fenêtre.Que s'est-il passé? Le temps s'est accéléré. Quand tout va vite, la moindre nano-seconde d'attente vous fait suer.Il y a quelques semaines, j'ai lu un essai passionnant écrit par un journaliste scientifique (Radical Evolution, par Joel Garreau). Le temps, dit l'auteur, se compresse de plus en plus.Prenez l'évolution de l'Homme, par exemple.Entre la formation de la Terre et l'apparition des premiers organismes multicellulaires, il s'est passé 4 milliards d'années. Entre l'apparition de ces organismes et l'apparition des premiers mammifères, 400 millions d'années. Entre les premiers mammifères et les premiers singes, 150 millions d'années. Entre les premiers singes et les premiers hominidés, 30 millions d'années.Entre les premiers hominidés et les premiers humains qui marchaient debout? Seize millions d'années. Quatre millions d'années pour arriver à peindre, 10 000 ans pour créer les premières communautés sédentaires, 5 000 ans pour inventer l'écriture, 4 000 ans pour fonder l'Empire Romain, 1 800 ans pour accoucher de la Révolution Industrielle, 169 ans pour marcher sur la lune et 20 ans pour créer l'âge de l'information. Aujourd'hui, le rythme du progrès double à tous les deux ans. Il se passera probablement plus de choses entre 2005 et 2010 qu'entre 1750 et 1975. L'ordinateur que vous possédez actuellement sera obsolète dans un ou deux ans. Pensez à ça deux minutes (non, vous n'avez pas le temps - pensez à ça deux secondes). Ça donne carrément le vertige.Nous sommes à bord d'un bolide qui va de plus en plus vite.Vous éprouvez des problèmes avec votre téléphone cellulaire? Jetez-le aux poubelles, et achetez-en un autre: de toute façon, votre modèle n'est probablement plus disponible sur le marché. Les nouveaux portables sont plus rapides, plus performants, ils prennent des photos, téléchargent des pièces musicales, captent la télé, enregistrent des conversations.Il n'y a pas que les objets qui deviennent passés de mode après six mois: les relations aussi sont jetables. Les couples durent de moins en moins longtemps, on passe d'un boulot à l'autre, d'un amour à l'autre, d'un pays à l'autre. On change même de religion!La pérennité est une valeur en voie d'extinction. Pas étonnant que les politiciens ne fassent plus de plans à long terme! Plus personne n'en fait. À quoi bon? Dans cinq ans, le monde sera complètement différent. Avant, je gardais tous les magazines que j'achetais. Aujourd'hui, je les jette au recyclage dès que je les ai lus. D'ailleurs, je suis sûr que si je relisais le début de mon texte, je le trouverais dépassé."
dimanche 27 novembre 2005
Sunday
Today is relaxation day, not a lot of those around!
These lyrics are a part of the song on "heavy rotation" in my basement these days...Guess who?
"Dearly beloved are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between insane and insecure
Oh therapy, can you please fill the void?
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed (I love this phrase)
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused
For lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse"
(Hint... It's not James Blunt)
These lyrics are a part of the song on "heavy rotation" in my basement these days...Guess who?
"Dearly beloved are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between insane and insecure
Oh therapy, can you please fill the void?
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed (I love this phrase)
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused
For lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse"
(Hint... It's not James Blunt)
samedi 26 novembre 2005
Christmas party!
The season has started!
Tonight is our first Christmas party and it's from work. A real party at a hall with cocktail, wine, good food and people all dresse up!
Will there be drama? excesses? people throwing up?
I'll keep you posted!
For now, enjoy these boring tips!
Tonight is our first Christmas party and it's from work. A real party at a hall with cocktail, wine, good food and people all dresse up!
Will there be drama? excesses? people throwing up?
I'll keep you posted!
For now, enjoy these boring tips!
mardi 22 novembre 2005
Shame on me
I was waiting for it since last week, turns out the Keane DVD hasn't arrive at Future Shop yet!
So they put it on sale but do not have any copies? I'll get a raincheck!
So they put it on sale but do not have any copies? I'll get a raincheck!
dimanche 20 novembre 2005
Shameless plug!
This is a public service announcement.
This Tuesday, Nov 22nd 2005 is the release date for the Keane DVD. Go buy it now!
Hopes and Fears from Keane is in (my humble) opinion, the best CD since 2000 so if the DVD (double DVD might I add) is anything like the CD, it is going to be killer!
If you want to buy it for cheap, it is on sale Tuesday at ...I won't say the name but it starts by Future and finishes by Shop!
While you're there why not buy the new System Of A Down CD, Hypnotise, the follow up to this year's Mezmerize.It is also coming out Tuesday.
Happy shopping :)
This Tuesday, Nov 22nd 2005 is the release date for the Keane DVD. Go buy it now!
Hopes and Fears from Keane is in (my humble) opinion, the best CD since 2000 so if the DVD (double DVD might I add) is anything like the CD, it is going to be killer!
If you want to buy it for cheap, it is on sale Tuesday at ...I won't say the name but it starts by Future and finishes by Shop!
While you're there why not buy the new System Of A Down CD, Hypnotise, the follow up to this year's Mezmerize.It is also coming out Tuesday.
Happy shopping :)
jeudi 17 novembre 2005
Found the light?
Okay, wanna know what I want for Christmas (good spelling??) wink wink.
No, not peace on earth, not the end of war, I want those damn pink lights!!!!
Now EVERYWHERE you go, there is either clear lights or multicolor lights for your christmas tree. When you find other colors, you get red, green, blue or yellow but NO PINK!
I personally don't care if I find them or not but if this keeps my wife from being frustrated around Christmas, i'll be happy.
Please tell me where I can find them :(
No, not peace on earth, not the end of war, I want those damn pink lights!!!!
Now EVERYWHERE you go, there is either clear lights or multicolor lights for your christmas tree. When you find other colors, you get red, green, blue or yellow but NO PINK!
I personally don't care if I find them or not but if this keeps my wife from being frustrated around Christmas, i'll be happy.
Please tell me where I can find them :(
dimanche 13 novembre 2005
And so this is Christmast...
Well, since Nov 1st, it is all about Christmast until December 24th. After Dec 26th, we'll see all Valentine's day things in the stores but in the meantime, welcome to MY nightmare. Don't get me wrong, I like to receive (and give) gifts like all of you but c'mon! we're talking about November here. I've never seen anything this commercial since Nirvana sold 5 gazilions copies of Nevermind. (get it? No?? well Nevermind). Anyway, I remember when we were sooo excited when we got the consumer's distributing catalog in October, yes, october, not July like now and it's now Sears catalogs (as C.D. went bankrupt). We were also excited about stores opening until 9h00pm Monday to Friday for the last 4 weeks before Christmast. Everything is so commercial now that store are open until 9h00pm every weeknights all year. Sunday, everything is open too. Okay, so we don't go to church on Sundays like grandma and grandpa did back then but would we be really suffering if stores were closed Sundays? I don't think so. Sundays were familly days, now it's shopping day just like people are now complainiing that they don't spend enough time with their kids at night, well maybe if store were closed at 6h00pm, it would help no? Anyway, enough about my rant on Christmast (For now).
Enjoy your shopping and do not forget, I really like gifts certificates!
mardi 8 novembre 2005
HA HA HA HA
(English follows)
Je veux remercier tous ceux qui m'ont envoyé des courriels chaînes pendant toutes ces années. Car, grâce à votre bonté,
1. J'ai arrêté de boire du Coke depuis que j'ai découvert que ça sert à enlever les taches de tartre dans le WC.
2. Je ne vais plus au cinéma tellement j'ai peur de m'asseoir sur une aiguille infectée par le virus du SIDA.
3. Je pue car je ne mets plus de déo qui peuvent provoquer le cancer.
4. Je ne stationne plus la voiture dans aucun parking car j'ai peur qu'on me donne un échantillon de parfum pour me droguer et puis me violer.
5. Je ne réponds plus au téléphone car on peut me demander d'appeler un numéro long et stupide et après je vais recevoir une facture débile avec des appels en Ouganda, Singapore ou Tokyo.
6. Je ne bois plus de boissons en canettes car je peux attraper une maladie.
7. Quand je sors, je ne regarde aucune fille (gars), même si elle (il) est très belle (beau) car j'ai peur qu'elle (il) m'emmène à l'hôtel et qu'elle (il) me drogue pour après m'enlever un rein pour le revendre au marché noir.
8. J'ai versé aussi toutes mes économies sur le compte de Amy Bruce, une pauvre petite fille qui était malade à l'hôpital plus au moins 7000 fois. (C'est drôle cette petite fille a toujours 8 ans depuis 1995...)
9. Mon Cellulaire Nokia gratuit n'est jamais arrivé, ni les entrées que j'avais gagnées pour des vacances payées à Disneyland.
10. J'ai inscris mon prénom parmi 3000 autres sur une pétition et j'ai sauvé une espèce menacée d'écureuil.
11. J'ai su 170 fois que Msn Hotmail allait supprimer mon compte.
12. Je connais la recette pour ne plus être célibataire. (Il suffit d'écrire le prénom d'une personne sur un papier en pensant très fort à elle puis de se gratter le c*l en tournant dans le sens des aiguilles d'une
montre autour d'une Renault)
13. J'ai accumulé environ 3000 ans de malheur et je suis mort 67 fois à cause de tous les chaînes email que je n'ai pas renvoyé.
A tous un GRAND MERCI !
I want to thank everyone who sent me chains of e-mails over the years. Because of you,
1. I've stopped drinking Coke since you could use it to polish metal.
2. I don't go to movies anymore by fear of sitting on a needle infected with the AIDS virus.
3. I smell because I refuse to use deodorant that can cause cancer.
4. I never park my car in parkings because i'm afraid someone will give me "perfume" sample to drug and rape me.
5. I do not answer the phone since we could ask me to dial a long and stupid number and then i'll receive a HUGE long distance bill with calls to Tokyo or Singapore.
6. I never drink canned drinks fo fear of getting disease.
7. When I go out to party I never look at girls , even if she's cute because i'm scared she will bring me back to the hotel, drug me to take out my kidneys and sell them on the black market.
8. I gave all my savings to Amy Bruce, that poor little girl that was sick at least 700 times. (Funny she's 8 years old since 1995...).
9. My free Nokia cell phone never came, neither did the free tickets for Disneyland.
10. I put my name in with 3000 other people to save some kind of squirrel.
11. I've learned 170 times that Msn Hotmail will delete my account.
12. I know the recipe for not being single anymore (Just need to write the name of someone on paper and thinking very hard about that person and scratching my a#$ and turning clock wise around a Renault)
13. I've accumulated 3000 years of bad luck and I died 67 times because of all the chains of e-mails I broke..
To all, a BIG THANKS!
Je veux remercier tous ceux qui m'ont envoyé des courriels chaînes pendant toutes ces années. Car, grâce à votre bonté,
1. J'ai arrêté de boire du Coke depuis que j'ai découvert que ça sert à enlever les taches de tartre dans le WC.
2. Je ne vais plus au cinéma tellement j'ai peur de m'asseoir sur une aiguille infectée par le virus du SIDA.
3. Je pue car je ne mets plus de déo qui peuvent provoquer le cancer.
4. Je ne stationne plus la voiture dans aucun parking car j'ai peur qu'on me donne un échantillon de parfum pour me droguer et puis me violer.
5. Je ne réponds plus au téléphone car on peut me demander d'appeler un numéro long et stupide et après je vais recevoir une facture débile avec des appels en Ouganda, Singapore ou Tokyo.
6. Je ne bois plus de boissons en canettes car je peux attraper une maladie.
7. Quand je sors, je ne regarde aucune fille (gars), même si elle (il) est très belle (beau) car j'ai peur qu'elle (il) m'emmène à l'hôtel et qu'elle (il) me drogue pour après m'enlever un rein pour le revendre au marché noir.
8. J'ai versé aussi toutes mes économies sur le compte de Amy Bruce, une pauvre petite fille qui était malade à l'hôpital plus au moins 7000 fois. (C'est drôle cette petite fille a toujours 8 ans depuis 1995...)
9. Mon Cellulaire Nokia gratuit n'est jamais arrivé, ni les entrées que j'avais gagnées pour des vacances payées à Disneyland.
10. J'ai inscris mon prénom parmi 3000 autres sur une pétition et j'ai sauvé une espèce menacée d'écureuil.
11. J'ai su 170 fois que Msn Hotmail allait supprimer mon compte.
12. Je connais la recette pour ne plus être célibataire. (Il suffit d'écrire le prénom d'une personne sur un papier en pensant très fort à elle puis de se gratter le c*l en tournant dans le sens des aiguilles d'une
montre autour d'une Renault)
13. J'ai accumulé environ 3000 ans de malheur et je suis mort 67 fois à cause de tous les chaînes email que je n'ai pas renvoyé.
A tous un GRAND MERCI !
I want to thank everyone who sent me chains of e-mails over the years. Because of you,
1. I've stopped drinking Coke since you could use it to polish metal.
2. I don't go to movies anymore by fear of sitting on a needle infected with the AIDS virus.
3. I smell because I refuse to use deodorant that can cause cancer.
4. I never park my car in parkings because i'm afraid someone will give me "perfume" sample to drug and rape me.
5. I do not answer the phone since we could ask me to dial a long and stupid number and then i'll receive a HUGE long distance bill with calls to Tokyo or Singapore.
6. I never drink canned drinks fo fear of getting disease.
7. When I go out to party I never look at girls , even if she's cute because i'm scared she will bring me back to the hotel, drug me to take out my kidneys and sell them on the black market.
8. I gave all my savings to Amy Bruce, that poor little girl that was sick at least 700 times. (Funny she's 8 years old since 1995...).
9. My free Nokia cell phone never came, neither did the free tickets for Disneyland.
10. I put my name in with 3000 other people to save some kind of squirrel.
11. I've learned 170 times that Msn Hotmail will delete my account.
12. I know the recipe for not being single anymore (Just need to write the name of someone on paper and thinking very hard about that person and scratching my a#$ and turning clock wise around a Renault)
13. I've accumulated 3000 years of bad luck and I died 67 times because of all the chains of e-mails I broke..
To all, a BIG THANKS!
lundi 7 novembre 2005
I can't beleive it's not butter!
Think of ALL of the things your government could be doing right now to make this Province better. Education? Familly? No sir, they are raiding yellow margarine. As the most stupid and bizarre law in history of Quebec, the inspectors for the agriculture department were craking down 4 Wallmart in the Quebec City area this weekend to find the yellow margarine. Turns out this "illegal" stock was shipped in Quebec by mistake, not the big conspiracy theory of the yellow margarine taking over as was mentionned by the PQ agriculture critic.
This law was introduced years ago to protect dairy producers....
I think i'll be sick!....moooo
This law was introduced years ago to protect dairy producers....
I think i'll be sick!....moooo
mardi 1 novembre 2005
I love candies!
Well yesterday was my son's 2nd Halloween. We made a total of 4 houses as he seemed more interested in walking on the street than actually picking up candies! I just hope he gets more next year as I'M THE ONE WHO EATS THEM!!!!
I posted some pics on my other blog.
I posted some pics on my other blog.
lundi 31 octobre 2005
A good Maple Leaf joke!
That was in The Gazette yesterday, I have to say, pretty funny!
Name changes;
The White Sox end a 88 year drought a year after the Red Sox end a 86 year winless spell. In a related story, the Toronto Maple Leafs changed their name to the Blue Sox...
Name changes;
The White Sox end a 88 year drought a year after the Red Sox end a 86 year winless spell. In a related story, the Toronto Maple Leafs changed their name to the Blue Sox...
mercredi 26 octobre 2005
If stupidity would kill...
....Some NBA players would die!
Imagine that the NBA commissioner Davind Stern is thinking of installing a "dress code" for players (like the NHL has had almost forever). By doing so, the players "image" would improve and maybe set a good example for young kids to dress better instead of 'street' wear.
The problem lies with some players who feels that such a law wouldn't pass with players UNLESS THE LEAGUE GIVE THEM SPENDING MONEY TO BUY CLOTHES!!!!
May I remind you they all make around 5 Million a year?!?!
Like I said, if stupidity kills, some players would die instantly......
Imagine that the NBA commissioner Davind Stern is thinking of installing a "dress code" for players (like the NHL has had almost forever). By doing so, the players "image" would improve and maybe set a good example for young kids to dress better instead of 'street' wear.
The problem lies with some players who feels that such a law wouldn't pass with players UNLESS THE LEAGUE GIVE THEM SPENDING MONEY TO BUY CLOTHES!!!!
May I remind you they all make around 5 Million a year?!?!
Like I said, if stupidity kills, some players would die instantly......
mardi 25 octobre 2005
Get rid of spies
This post is more of a "public service announcement".
Once in a while, your PC should be scanned and cleared of spyware, those little pieces of &?$% that gets in your PC without notice when you "surf" the web. They then issue "pop ups" left, right and centre.
Here's 2 programs that can help you get rid of them. They are completely safe and secure, just download and run. They were recomended by my "Protégez-vous" magazine.
Spybot or Ad-Aware
Make sure you use those link or copy the right adress.
Thanks Chantal!
De temps en temps, votre système devrait être scrutté et nettoyé de toute "cochoncetéss" qui envahissent votre ordi lorsque vous "surfez" sur le Net. Ils font apparaître les fatiguants "pop ups" de partout!
Voici 2 programmes, recommandés par le magazine "Protégez-vous", ils sont entièrement sécure, juste à installer et rouler....
Spybot et Ad-aware
Assurez-vous d'utiliser ces liens ou de BIEN écrire l'adresse!
Merci Chantal!
Once in a while, your PC should be scanned and cleared of spyware, those little pieces of &?$% that gets in your PC without notice when you "surf" the web. They then issue "pop ups" left, right and centre.
Here's 2 programs that can help you get rid of them. They are completely safe and secure, just download and run. They were recomended by my "Protégez-vous" magazine.
Spybot or Ad-Aware
Make sure you use those link or copy the right adress.
Thanks Chantal!
De temps en temps, votre système devrait être scrutté et nettoyé de toute "cochoncetéss" qui envahissent votre ordi lorsque vous "surfez" sur le Net. Ils font apparaître les fatiguants "pop ups" de partout!
Voici 2 programmes, recommandés par le magazine "Protégez-vous", ils sont entièrement sécure, juste à installer et rouler....
Spybot et Ad-aware
Assurez-vous d'utiliser ces liens ou de BIEN écrire l'adresse!
Merci Chantal!
dimanche 23 octobre 2005
Why Sundays sucks!
No matter what season it is, if it's sunny, rainy, snowy or whatever, Sunday sucks.
Here's some reasons why;
1- Unable to polish off my bottle of red wine, work is Tomorow!
2- Unless you rent something, t.v. is BAD!
3- Knowing you go back to work the next norning!
4- Still hungover from last night's bottle (see #1)
5- You know that whatever you didn't do this weekend, it is just delayed until next weekend!
Here's some reasons why;
1- Unable to polish off my bottle of red wine, work is Tomorow!
2- Unless you rent something, t.v. is BAD!
3- Knowing you go back to work the next norning!
4- Still hungover from last night's bottle (see #1)
5- You know that whatever you didn't do this weekend, it is just delayed until next weekend!
mercredi 19 octobre 2005
Wilma's coming!!!!
Now a class 4 category, Wilma is geting stronger and stronger. Funny, I always thought Wilma was sooo sweet! 
I actually had a cruch on her,,,hummm,, I meant Betty...or Veronica?!?!
I actually had a cruch on her,,,hummm,, I meant Betty...or Veronica?!?!
mardi 18 octobre 2005
Humor
The Habs are losing 2-0 right now so here's a little morale booster I found on one of my fave sites!
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache
dimanche 16 octobre 2005
The end of a season.
So you know when summer ends when the leaves turns red? Days are shorter? Nights are colder? Not for me. I know when summer ends when racing is over. F1 and IRL are now over for the season, Champs Car is down to 2 races before the end of the season and NASCAR is done in about a month. No longer, for a while, will I wish "in secret" for rain on Sundays just to stay home and watch the race instead, I will wish for lots of snow on Saturday to watch College Football!
Alors vous savez que l'été est finie lorsque les feuilles tournent aux rouges? Les journées sont plus courtes? Les soirées sont plus fraiches? Pas pour moi. Je sais que l'été est finie lorsque la saison des courses automobiles est terminé. Les saisons de F1 d'IRL sont terminées, il ne reste que 2 courses de Champ Car et la NASCAR temine sa saison dans environ 1 mois. je n'aurai plus, pendant quelques temps, à souhaiter "en secret" de la pluie les dimanches pour pouvoir rester à la maison et regarder les courses. Maintenant, je vais souhaiter beaucoup de neige les samedis pour pouvoir regarder le Football Collégial Américain!
Alors vous savez que l'été est finie lorsque les feuilles tournent aux rouges? Les journées sont plus courtes? Les soirées sont plus fraiches? Pas pour moi. Je sais que l'été est finie lorsque la saison des courses automobiles est terminé. Les saisons de F1 d'IRL sont terminées, il ne reste que 2 courses de Champ Car et la NASCAR temine sa saison dans environ 1 mois. je n'aurai plus, pendant quelques temps, à souhaiter "en secret" de la pluie les dimanches pour pouvoir rester à la maison et regarder les courses. Maintenant, je vais souhaiter beaucoup de neige les samedis pour pouvoir regarder le Football Collégial Américain!
vendredi 14 octobre 2005
It's good to be king!
It's good to be king,
if just for a while
To be there in velvet,
yeah, to give 'em a smile
It's good to get high,
and never come down
It's good to be king
of your own little town
Yeah, the world would swing
if I were king
Can I help it if I
still dream time to time
It's good to be king
and have your own way
Get a feeling of peace
at the end of the day
And when your bulldog barks
and your canary sings
You're out there with winners,
yeah, it's good to be king
Yeah I'll be king when dogs get wings
Can I help it if I
still dream time to time
It's good to be king
and have your own world
It helps to make friends,
it's good to meet girls
A sweet little queen who can't run away
It's good to be king, whatever it pays
Excuse me if I have some place in my mind
Where I go time to time
if just for a while
To be there in velvet,
yeah, to give 'em a smile
It's good to get high,
and never come down
It's good to be king
of your own little town
Yeah, the world would swing
if I were king
Can I help it if I
still dream time to time
It's good to be king
and have your own way
Get a feeling of peace
at the end of the day
And when your bulldog barks
and your canary sings
You're out there with winners,
yeah, it's good to be king
Yeah I'll be king when dogs get wings
Can I help it if I
still dream time to time
It's good to be king
and have your own world
It helps to make friends,
it's good to meet girls
A sweet little queen who can't run away
It's good to be king, whatever it pays
Excuse me if I have some place in my mind
Where I go time to time
jeudi 13 octobre 2005
Bonjour la police!
La brutalité policière n'a plus sa place dans notre société, maintenant imaginez que celle qui 'reçoit' est Anne-Marie Péladeau, oui oui, la fille et la soeur de....
Je vois les couvertures des magasines, du journal et de TVA.
Belle soeur de Julie Snyder qui se fait tabasser, policiers(ere) qui se retourne comme pour ne rien voir..AYOYE!
Je vois les couvertures des magasines, du journal et de TVA.
Belle soeur de Julie Snyder qui se fait tabasser, policiers(ere) qui se retourne comme pour ne rien voir..AYOYE!
mercredi 12 octobre 2005
3 years ago....
3 years ago, I was still young and naive and just got married :)
It's been 3 years today, some say it's not too long (grandparents) and some say it's an eternity (probably a celeb couple from Hollywood!). Whatever it is, it's all good! Although it brings nice lunch discussions at the office. So a womend says she hates flowers but in reality she likes them?!?!
mardi 11 octobre 2005
Wanna laugh?
I really thought "Arrested Development" was the best Comedy in t.v. but I started watching "The Office" this year and I have to say it is HILARIOUS! I was surprised and happy to hear that NBC bought a British concept given the usual conservatism of American channel. They realised how good and well written this comedy is so, bravo NBC!
Must see tv on NBC Tuesday nights :)
b.t.v. Arrested dvelopment is on FOX on Mondays!
Must see tv on NBC Tuesday nights :)
b.t.v. Arrested dvelopment is on FOX on Mondays!
lundi 10 octobre 2005
I miss Arsenio Hall.
Ever wondered where time goes? I sometimes get the feeling that I got up one morning 15 years older....
samedi 8 octobre 2005
I'm a happy dude!
What makes me happy?
A big house? An expensive car? No, a 5-4 win for the Habs over the Leafs!
A big house? An expensive car? No, a 5-4 win for the Habs over the Leafs!
jeudi 6 octobre 2005
mardi 4 octobre 2005
You could have it so much better....
I GOT IT!
Bought the new Franz Ferdinand CD Today and I must say:I LOVE IT!
For those of you who have their 1st CD, you won't be disapointed with this one and for those won't don't have it
or don't know them....Buy the 1st and the new one!!!!
Bought the new Franz Ferdinand CD Today and I must say:I LOVE IT!
For those of you who have their 1st CD, you won't be disapointed with this one and for those won't don't have it
or don't know them....Buy the 1st and the new one!!!!
dimanche 2 octobre 2005
Count your blessing
Whenever you think your life sucks because something goes wrong, think of China Keitetsi a girl that was a soldier in the "armée ougandaise" from 9 to 19 years old. When someone asks me how i'm doing, I always say "it's ALL good!" well my life is all good I must say...
Si vous croyez que tout va mal dans votre vie, pensez à China Keitetsi, vous allez sûrement vous rendre compte que nos petits bobos sont souvent bien minuscules...
Si vous croyez que tout va mal dans votre vie, pensez à China Keitetsi, vous allez sûrement vous rendre compte que nos petits bobos sont souvent bien minuscules...
samedi 1 octobre 2005
The blame game.
Depuis quand l'être humain n'est plus responsable de rien?
Vous êtes trop gros? C'est de la faute à McDo!
Vous buvez trop? c'est de la faute à la SAQ!
Vous êtes un joueur compulsif? Ça doit être la faute à Loto-Québec
et maintenant, vous êtes accrocs à la cigarette? Vous pouvez maintenant blâmer
Les manufacturiers de cigarettes! Yipee, Impérial Tobacco paiera pour vous et oui, gratisse, vos nouveaux poumons!
Qu'arrive t-il de la modération?
Moi je serait d'accord pour permettre aux vieux d'ammener les compagnies de tabacs en cours mais ceux de 50 ans et moin doivent avoir, un jour ou l'autre, vu, lu ou entendu un article sur les dangers de fumer alors foutez moi la paix et prenez une part de responsabilité ok?
Since when did human being stopped being responsible?
You're too big? Blame McDo!
You drink too much? Blame the liquor stores?
You're a compulsive gambler? Must be because of Loto-Quebec
And now, you're addicted to cigarette? You can now blame the tobacco ocompany! Yipee Inperial Tobacco will pay, yes all free, your new lungs!
What happened to moderation?
I would be willing to let the old folks sue the tobacco companies but people 50 years or younger MUST have seen, heard or read an article on the dangers of smoking so leave me alone and take some of the blame ok?
Vous êtes trop gros? C'est de la faute à McDo!
Vous buvez trop? c'est de la faute à la SAQ!
Vous êtes un joueur compulsif? Ça doit être la faute à Loto-Québec
et maintenant, vous êtes accrocs à la cigarette? Vous pouvez maintenant blâmer
Les manufacturiers de cigarettes! Yipee, Impérial Tobacco paiera pour vous et oui, gratisse, vos nouveaux poumons!
Qu'arrive t-il de la modération?
Moi je serait d'accord pour permettre aux vieux d'ammener les compagnies de tabacs en cours mais ceux de 50 ans et moin doivent avoir, un jour ou l'autre, vu, lu ou entendu un article sur les dangers de fumer alors foutez moi la paix et prenez une part de responsabilité ok?
Since when did human being stopped being responsible?
You're too big? Blame McDo!
You drink too much? Blame the liquor stores?
You're a compulsive gambler? Must be because of Loto-Quebec
And now, you're addicted to cigarette? You can now blame the tobacco ocompany! Yipee Inperial Tobacco will pay, yes all free, your new lungs!
What happened to moderation?
I would be willing to let the old folks sue the tobacco companies but people 50 years or younger MUST have seen, heard or read an article on the dangers of smoking so leave me alone and take some of the blame ok?
jeudi 29 septembre 2005
Charles Tyserre VS GIlles Latulipe.....
J'aime bien lire le blogue de Martineau et il arrive que cette semaine, ses pensées rencontraient les miennes. Pourquoi faidrait choisir entre Star Académie et Tout le monde en parle. Comme si nous étions des cons pour étour S.A. ou des intellos chiants pout T.L.M.E.P.
Extrait d'un commentaire sur son blog....
"Il faut avoir une personnalité vraiment insignifiante pour se ressentir le besoin de se forger une identité en se basant sur un livre ou une émission de télé."Je suis supérieur parce que je lis le dernier Goncourt et tu es inférieur parce que tu lis un bestseller américain. Je suis supérieur parce que je bois de la bière artisanale et que tu vois de la 50. Je suis supérieur parce que je regarde ArtTV et que tu regardes Star Académie. Je suis supérieur parce que je bois du café équitable et que tu bois du Tim Horton."
Allez lire la suite ici (le retour du passé et vive l'ouverture d'esprit) si le cela vous chante....
Extrait d'un commentaire sur son blog....
"Il faut avoir une personnalité vraiment insignifiante pour se ressentir le besoin de se forger une identité en se basant sur un livre ou une émission de télé."Je suis supérieur parce que je lis le dernier Goncourt et tu es inférieur parce que tu lis un bestseller américain. Je suis supérieur parce que je bois de la bière artisanale et que tu vois de la 50. Je suis supérieur parce que je regarde ArtTV et que tu regardes Star Académie. Je suis supérieur parce que je bois du café équitable et que tu bois du Tim Horton."
Allez lire la suite ici (le retour du passé et vive l'ouverture d'esprit) si le cela vous chante....
mercredi 28 septembre 2005
Nicotine sucks!
Well i'm now more than a year off cigarette but today...ohhhh today i'd smoke one bad!
Some days like these you'd just French Kiss a smoker just for taste of nicotine :)
Anyway, back to some smooth music to relax and hopefully wake up in a better mood tomorow!
Some days like these you'd just French Kiss a smoker just for taste of nicotine :)
Anyway, back to some smooth music to relax and hopefully wake up in a better mood tomorow!
mardi 27 septembre 2005
Batteries out!
I'm screaming bloddy hell because my remote control needs new batteries. Anyone else remembers getting up to change the channels? What about the UHF? No kidding we weren't taht fat before, we actualy got up, did a few steps to change the channel......
dimanche 25 septembre 2005
Rock 'n Roll High School!
Yesterday was a (kinda) hig school reunion.
30 of us '89 graduate met for dinner and talk about old times. This was actually the 3rd one since '89. You kinda feel apprehensive at first but it's always fun to see who changed, who didn't etc.etc. I'm still thinking about my night so i'll write more on it later.
vendredi 23 septembre 2005
Excited!
One thing gets me more excited than the Hockey season starting soon and it's the new Franz Ferdinand CD that will be out mid-October. I have my money ready for that Tuesday when it comes out!
mercredi 21 septembre 2005
Hoping for the worse
CNN is presently following an Airplane that has landing gear problems in the L.A. sky.
They are following that plane for the last 3 hours and old dumbass Larry King seemed disapointed when an ex-pilot said this landing, although it is an emergency landing, is not a crash and should be done without any serious injuries.
- Will they usethe inflate slides?
- Will the use foam?
Stay tuned 24hours to CNN.... Oh and Rita is a category 5, yipee, more desolation from CNN.
They are following that plane for the last 3 hours and old dumbass Larry King seemed disapointed when an ex-pilot said this landing, although it is an emergency landing, is not a crash and should be done without any serious injuries.
- Will they usethe inflate slides?
- Will the use foam?
Stay tuned 24hours to CNN.... Oh and Rita is a category 5, yipee, more desolation from CNN.
mardi 20 septembre 2005
Do we really need another blog?!?!
No we don't bu I still thought it would be cool....
Check it out....
http://spaces.msn.com/members/stillinlimbo/
Check it out....
http://spaces.msn.com/members/stillinlimbo/
Mario Dumont est là????
J'Aurais bien aimé voter Boisclair mais il me rend de plus en plus malade avec sa geule de chiant et ses airs de bourgeois fendant. En plus, il défent la souverainneté....
Marois, je voterais pour elle seulement si j'aurais le choix entre manger du PFK pendant 5 ans sans arrêt ou voter pour elle....quoique le PFK.....
Alors Dumont, ou se cache t-il?
Marois, je voterais pour elle seulement si j'aurais le choix entre manger du PFK pendant 5 ans sans arrêt ou voter pour elle....quoique le PFK.....
Alors Dumont, ou se cache t-il?
vendredi 16 septembre 2005
Youppie!
WOW.
The Montreal Canadian got a mascot. They bought the rights to YOUPPIE, the famous mascot form the now ex-Mtl Expos in baseball. People in Montreal are divided; you either love or hate YOUPPIE! Some say, YOUPPIE should have stayed in baseball with Washington and has no rights in Hockey, some say it is a great idea from the Montreal Canadian, some say it's a marketing stunt. Here's my opinion...
IT'S A ?*%&$ MASCOT!
Can we start talking about more important stuff????
This mascot is not there to amuse grown ups but kids and kids only and YOUPPIE at the Montreals children's hospital is 100% more healing than a bunch of grown ups arguing if this thing has a place in a hockey "temple".
And for the record, the Mtl Canadian sold more season tickets this year and their games are always sold out so for marketing.....
jeudi 15 septembre 2005
19 days
Ladies, kiss your husbands, lovers, boyfriends goodbye for a long winter because....
HOCKEY IS BACK IN 19 D A Y S ! ! ! !
HOCKEY IS BACK IN 19 D A Y S ! ! ! !
lundi 12 septembre 2005
Reason 1 - Stupidity 0
I thought the Gov of Ontario would make a dumb decision but they proved me wrong
with this. I ain't gonna complain! Good move McGuinty.
with this. I ain't gonna complain! Good move McGuinty.
dimanche 11 septembre 2005
The world at a click of a button!
This is what is keeping me buzy these days! My boss found this program from watching CNN too much and now i'm addicted. Google earth is a cool program that makes you see the world like you've never seen it before. Just dowloand the free version and have fun!
I found my house, my old school, my office, the Atwater market, the Bell Centre etc. etc.
I found my house, my old school, my office, the Atwater market, the Bell Centre etc. etc.
mercredi 7 septembre 2005
Where's the money?
The NFL association gives 7 millions for the Katrina Relief? The waterboys in the NFL makes more money than that!
This was a good chance for athletes (of all professional sports) to show they are not the self centered bastards people think they are, well now more people think it's true.....
This was a good chance for athletes (of all professional sports) to show they are not the self centered bastards people think they are, well now more people think it's true.....
mercredi 31 août 2005
Song of the week
Not to poke fun at this difficult situation but the song of the week should be
New Orlean's is sinking from the tragically Hip.
New Orlean's is sinking from the tragically Hip.
lundi 22 août 2005
Yipeee
Renovations on the basement starts TOMOROW!!!!
Downside is I won't be able to post for a while. :(
Downside is I won't be able to post for a while. :(
samedi 20 août 2005
And I thought I was going to hell.....
"A Roman Catholic nun led protesters who greeted Hollywood star Tom Hanks as he arrived at a cathedral in England for the filming of controversial best seller "The Da Vinci Code."
Sister Mary Michael, 61, knelt in prayer outside Lincoln Cathedral where scenes for the blockbuster are being shot." - source, CNN. :)
Ain't there more important things to protest or at least pray for in the world?
Sister Mary Michael, 61, knelt in prayer outside Lincoln Cathedral where scenes for the blockbuster are being shot." - source, CNN. :)
Ain't there more important things to protest or at least pray for in the world?
mercredi 17 août 2005
Grosse pepeinne
Denis Lévesques sacre le camps de TiQSsss. Non mais sérieux, y'a qqun qui regarde les nouvelles à TQS? Pauvre Denis, il va maintenant passer en reprise 35 fois par jour à LCN. Tout ca pour ne pas animer avec Isabellel Maréchal! Mr Lévesque ne veut pas perdre sa crédibilité en animant avec elle, nonn mais qqun lui a dit qu'il animait les nouvelles à TQS? Pour la crédibilité, on repassera avec le Journal de Mourial. Une vrais partie de "té mort sinon j'oue pu"!
En passant, moi j'animerais avec Isabelle si on me le demandait!
En passant, moi j'animerais avec Isabelle si on me le demandait!
mardi 16 août 2005
Tommy goes to College!
Just as I thought reality shows sucked bad, here comes Tommy Lee in College!
The best drummer in the world (ok 2nd after J-F) at the University of Nebraska, what's not to like? This show will be, like he sais, "killer"
The best drummer in the world (ok 2nd after J-F) at the University of Nebraska, what's not to like? This show will be, like he sais, "killer"
jeudi 11 août 2005
Business is good ?
The John Molson's school of business from Concordia Univ. has a 2.5 million$ deficit. Anyone else find this ironic? Here I thought I was eventually gonna register there for an MBA.
mercredi 10 août 2005
UIn site qui fait jaser!
Un site pour ceux qui ont quittés le Québec et en sont bien content?
J'ai entendu parler de ce site controversé par Martineau sur son blogue. Les gens ont écrits pleins de commentaires négatifs sur son blogue au sujet de ce site mais il faut quand même aller y faire un tour. Il y a, je crois, quelques véritésbiens placées donc allez y et dites moi sur quels sujets vous croyez que je suis d'accord.
Bonne chance!
J'ai entendu parler de ce site controversé par Martineau sur son blogue. Les gens ont écrits pleins de commentaires négatifs sur son blogue au sujet de ce site mais il faut quand même aller y faire un tour. Il y a, je crois, quelques véritésbiens placées donc allez y et dites moi sur quels sujets vous croyez que je suis d'accord.
Bonne chance!
mardi 9 août 2005
NOW this is disapointment right?
Ok, after the failed Air France crash and the space shuttle returning home without any issues, I really do feel sad for CNN.
dimanche 7 août 2005
The King is dead.
Not Elvis, but Ibrahim Ferrer who died last week at age 78. Formal introduction, Ibrahim Ferrer is in my mind one of the best singer/musician in the world with Compay Segundo (88 yeas old when he was rediscovered) who both played in the classic latin band Buena Vista Social Club. By classic latin music I do not mean Ricky Martin or Marc Anthony.....Ibrahim was "discovered" again by Ry Cooder who was putting a group together for a documentary. up to 1999, Ibrahim was shining shoes and collecting his "pension" of 15$ US a month from the Cuban Government. In 2000, became International star with his Buena Vista compadre and even played an amazing show in New-York. For real fans of latin. check out their songs, they are the best. They revived the Latin music the way it should be remembered.
vendredi 5 août 2005
Got the life!
Chips on the couch, fast food, loud music, beer, that's the menu for me this weekend as i'm single for a few days!
I have a new vacuum cleaner so i'll use it Monday night :-)
I have a new vacuum cleaner so i'll use it Monday night :-)
jeudi 4 août 2005
I might be wrong....
I've never been in an accident, only a small hit and run once and a bumber scratched so I might be wrong but... Something struck me with what happened at the Toronto Airport as it did when the Tsunami hit last December. Survivors are questionning the way they are treated by crew at Air France and at Canadian customs. I heard 2 man complained that no one knew what to do with them, blankets were missing while they were shivering from the cold and rain, Passports stamped twice by customs as they were questionned twice, left to go home without any idea what to do next and so on and so on. To a certain degree I can understand they are nervous but shouldn't they know that this was a catastrophy and people INCLUDING THE CREW AND EMPLOYEES are a little more stressed than usual so therefore whatever they learned as safety measures they might have forgotten a little that day?
mardi 2 août 2005
CLose call or Miracle?
Call it what you want but in Toronto, an Air France passenger jet plane with 309 people aboard than skids off the runway, bursts into flames and get only 14 people injured and no deaths...That's a miracle.
(Somehow I think the people at CNN are disapointed, they expected to get that story covered for the next 4 weeks!)
(Somehow I think the people at CNN are disapointed, they expected to get that story covered for the next 4 weeks!)
lundi 1 août 2005
?! Back to school?!
I was looking through the flyers this weekend and stuff for school is already on display and for sale! I'm already feeling cold!
It's nice to get the Sears summer catalog in January but.....
It's nice to get the Sears summer catalog in January but.....
samedi 30 juillet 2005
In the "sucks to be you" department
With the new labor deal signed last week, Sidney Crosby's salary in the NHL will be a maximum $850,000 US a year. Anyone crying for him? (Just think of how much Nike and all the sweat shop afficcionado companies will give him)....
mercredi 27 juillet 2005
A reason to smile.
I asked my 16 month old son for a kiss and he walked up to me and gave me a big kiss. Whatever could have bothered me at that time suddenly dissapeared, in fact I don't even remember what was bothering me !
mardi 26 juillet 2005
Let's all get excommunicated!
Nine women were ordained PRIESTS yesterday. We as a society should applaude such an act but it seems the mafia, hummm, sorry, the vatican is ready to excommunicate them. That will happen as soon as the pope Dude 34 is done fighting with Harry Potter. Go Harry, go!
I have mcied feelings about this, on one hand I applaude the cause and on the other, i'm thinking WHY?
I'm thinking why would someone want to be a priest, let alone a women as much as i'm asking why would gays want to marry. Doesn't bother me but it's not all fun and games guys :)
I have mcied feelings about this, on one hand I applaude the cause and on the other, i'm thinking WHY?
I'm thinking why would someone want to be a priest, let alone a women as much as i'm asking why would gays want to marry. Doesn't bother me but it's not all fun and games guys :)
Your Pork taste like ink?
Your last Pork roast tasted like ink? Blame this idiot!
Votre dernier roti de porc goûtait l'encre, blamez cet idiot!
I read this and find no hope at all man, no hope at all...... :)
Votre dernier roti de porc goûtait l'encre, blamez cet idiot!
I read this and find no hope at all man, no hope at all...... :)
dimanche 24 juillet 2005
L'effet Boomerang!
"This fire is out of control, we're gonna burn this city, burn this city"...
I know it's sad but I can't help but smile (a little smile) when I read that a fire hall was devastated by fire! I know it has more chances of happening than a dentist with no front teeth!
I know it's sad but I can't help but smile (a little smile) when I read that a fire hall was devastated by fire! I know it has more chances of happening than a dentist with no front teeth!
vendredi 22 juillet 2005
My stomach hurts.
The man some would accuse of being the first man to incite America to get fatter died last night. Gerry Thomas hero for some, died of cancer at 83. Gerry came out with a simple formula, get America to eat in front of the TV. Why take a good 30mins/1 hour of good time with your familly aroud a table when you can eat in front of the TV watching "the price is right"? The story doesn't say if mr. Thomas died of stomach cancer. (My twisted humor). He will be missed by Sarah Lee....
On the same note, I was amazed (!) to learn that he got hate mails form men who wanted their wife to cook from scratch like their mom did!
On the same note, I was amazed (!) to learn that he got hate mails form men who wanted their wife to cook from scratch like their mom did!
mercredi 20 juillet 2005
If we can save energy
Well if there's one thing the Canadian Gov should follow the US gov on is their plan to stay on daylight savings time longer to save energy. Pretty interesting article to read.
SI y'a quelque chose pour lequel nous devrions suivre les conseils des É-U, c'est bien ceci, un plan pour rester sur l'heure avancé plus longtemps pour sauver l'énergie.
SI y'a quelque chose pour lequel nous devrions suivre les conseils des É-U, c'est bien ceci, un plan pour rester sur l'heure avancé plus longtemps pour sauver l'énergie.
mardi 19 juillet 2005
For those who care....
New job is GREAT!
Got a brand new laptop with DVD player and all that cool stuff, nice big office with 2 windows (YIPEE), people are great, my boss seems very nice so it's ALL GOOD!
Got a brand new laptop with DVD player and all that cool stuff, nice big office with 2 windows (YIPEE), people are great, my boss seems very nice so it's ALL GOOD!
dimanche 17 juillet 2005
samedi 16 juillet 2005
New look
A lot of changes for me the last few weeks, the main one is after 14 years, i'm starting a new job at a new company on Monday. By continuing with changes, i'm gonna change the look of this site too. I should find a new template for this site by Monday.
jeudi 14 juillet 2005
mercredi 13 juillet 2005
Hockey is back!?!?
So, it seems Hockey will be back for next season. My question is, does anyone care? Okay, maybe CBL the Flyers fan :)
mardi 12 juillet 2005
Un vrai banlieusard.
Ce soir j'assiste à mon premier meeting du conseil de la ville de l'Ile Perrot.
Je me suis fait assimiler je crois....
Tonight i'm going to my first City council meeting in Ile Perrot.
I'm getting further away from the "Big" city I guess...
Je me suis fait assimiler je crois....
Tonight i'm going to my first City council meeting in Ile Perrot.
I'm getting further away from the "Big" city I guess...
lundi 11 juillet 2005
Ain't that the truth
This is what I had in my head today.
Kneel down ya sinners,
to Streetwise religion
Greed's been crowned the new King
Hollywood dream teens
Yesterday's trash queens
Save the blessing for the final ring - AMEN
dimanche 10 juillet 2005
Le centre-ville
En écrivant mon blogue d'hiers, j'ai trouvé ce super site sur le centre-ville de Montréal.
While writing yesterday's blog, I found this very interesting site on Downtown Montreal.
While writing yesterday's blog, I found this very interesting site on Downtown Montreal.
samedi 9 juillet 2005
On se promène dans la rue!
Pour ceux qui n'ont comme souvenir de vente trottoir que celles de la rue Notre-Dame à St-Henri, Boulevard Monk à Ville-Émard ou Wellington à Verdun, sachez que cela a bien changé. Depuis quelques années déjà, les commercants de la rue Ste-Catherine nous font le plaisir de fermer la rue d'Atwater à St-Urbain (cette année c'est le 16 et 17 juillet). Quoi de mieux pour acheter pleins de choses inutiles en marchant sur la rue ou bien rêver à quoi ressemblerait la Ste-Cath si nous avions le courage de la fermer toute l'année à la cirucation!
jeudi 7 juillet 2005
It is sometimes hard to wake up.
I woke up in my hotel room in Toronto early this morning with a bad hangover and realized when I opened the TV that it was going to be a much more harder day for some people.
I drove back home with that song from Green Day in my mind. Not much but....
I drove back home with that song from Green Day in my mind. Not much but....
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends
like my fathers come to pass
seven years has gone so fast
wake me up when september ends
here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are
as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when september ends
summer has come and passed
the innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends
ring out the bells again
like we did when spring began
wake me up when september ends
here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are
as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when september ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends
like my father's come to pass
twenty years has gone so fast
wake me up when september ends
wake me up when september ends
wake me up when september ends
samedi 2 juillet 2005
Live 8
What a nice day to spend inside. I'm watching Live 8 since 7am this morning and intend to watch it until midnight. I signed up against poverty, so did my wife but I can't get this feeling inside that maybe out government should get poverty erased of our own Country before anywhere else. Is that okay?
jeudi 30 juin 2005
Happy as Canada is....
Okay, not too subtle but hey, i'm happy, i'ts the day before a holiday weekend so......
HAPPY CANADA DAY! What can I say, I love red wine (!). For those who didn't know i'm not a separatist, doesn't mean i'm for the federal government but.... Take that day off (if you're not moving) and think of all the Countries you wouldn't / couldn't stay in right now and enjoy.
HAPPY CANADA DAY! What can I say, I love red wine (!). For those who didn't know i'm not a separatist, doesn't mean i'm for the federal government but.... Take that day off (if you're not moving) and think of all the Countries you wouldn't / couldn't stay in right now and enjoy.
mardi 28 juin 2005
Ain't that gay?
Well, PM Martin is losing players over same sex marriage. Was to be expected, even though polls show people are "open", when it really count, they chicken out. Who gives a crap if gays get married or not? Will regular joe's life suddenly change because a gay couple gets married? Who know what Jesus did when he was with 12 disciples (all men), anyway, this gets me mad as I fell they are MANY issues moe important than this to debate, I say let gays marry (let them see it's not all that spectacular anyway :) ) and make sure all the kids have decent meals everyday. In the end, which one counts more?
lundi 27 juin 2005
I'm home!
Can't wait to sleep in my bed tonight!
My 4 days in Toronto went pretty well, I hate that city with a passion but absolutely love the friends and familly living there. Anyway, still off this week. I thought i'd enjoy a few days off but looks like my stupid basement will take much of my time this week. Oh well....
My 4 days in Toronto went pretty well, I hate that city with a passion but absolutely love the friends and familly living there. Anyway, still off this week. I thought i'd enjoy a few days off but looks like my stupid basement will take much of my time this week. Oh well....
mardi 21 juin 2005
Buzy bee....
Flooding, eye surgery (LAZIK) and trip to Toronto...all needs to happend this week!?!?!?
Anyway, i'm off work starting tonight, get my eye surgery Tomorow and driving with wife and kid to Mississauga Thursday, which means I won't post until next week!.
Take care!
Anyway, i'm off work starting tonight, get my eye surgery Tomorow and driving with wife and kid to Mississauga Thursday, which means I won't post until next week!.
Take care!
samedi 18 juin 2005
Wanna swim?
My basement is covered with 1 foot of water. i just hope my computer is fine....
Keep you posted....soon....
Anybody wanna do the rainy dance? :( :(
Keep you posted....soon....
Anybody wanna do the rainy dance? :( :(
jeudi 16 juin 2005
Closure
I received a cute e-mail Today.
For anyone who needs some sort of closure of need to get to the end of everything....
http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm
For anyone who needs some sort of closure of need to get to the end of everything....
http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm
mercredi 15 juin 2005
Hummmm
La police travaille des mois et des mois et réussit enfin à démanteler un réseau de proxénètes. Putes, pimps tout y passe mais, aucun client n'est arrêté. Le pire, des filles mineures (encore) sont trouvés dans ce réseau mais encore une fois, dois-je le répéter, aucun client n'est arrêté!
Un peu drôle non?
The cops work for months and months and finally succeed in dismanteling a prostitution ring. Hookers, Pimps, are all caught but, no customers were arrested. Worse, under age girls (again) were found in that ring but again, I repeat, no customers were arrested!
Ain't that funny?
Un peu drôle non?
The cops work for months and months and finally succeed in dismanteling a prostitution ring. Hookers, Pimps, are all caught but, no customers were arrested. Worse, under age girls (again) were found in that ring but again, I repeat, no customers were arrested!
Ain't that funny?
mardi 14 juin 2005
Baby hit me one more time!
I promised myself not to watch too much tv this summer. Taking care in my trees, plants, grass should get me away from the télé but I found something I need to listen too on Tuesdays (don't laught oaky). The show is called "Baby hit me one more time" (like the Britney song I guess). The concept is pretty fun, get artists from the 80's, like Tiffany, Vanila Ice, A Flock of seagul and get them to sing their hit song BUT also get them to sign a recent popular song. The audience will chose a winner at the end and the money they win goes to their favorite charity. How can this show be bad?
The Knacks signing their hit song "My Sherona" and then "Are you gonna be my girl" from Jet is pretty cool!
The Knacks signing their hit song "My Sherona" and then "Are you gonna be my girl" from Jet is pretty cool!
lundi 13 juin 2005
My portion of Entertainment Tonight!
1- Pink Floyd reunited with Roger Waters for Live8? Lot's of pot to be smoked there I guess!
2- The Spice Girls are not, I repeat, are not performing at Live8. You can all go buy your tickets now, you're safe. They are apparently waiting until 2006 for their 10th anniversary. Some anniversary are just not meant to be celebrated...
3- Michael Jackson was acquited. Not one of the the 10 counts stuck.Mr. Teflon is FREE, so is his bank account.
Well, that's it folks, no more news for ya!
2- The Spice Girls are not, I repeat, are not performing at Live8. You can all go buy your tickets now, you're safe. They are apparently waiting until 2006 for their 10th anniversary. Some anniversary are just not meant to be celebrated...
3- Michael Jackson was acquited. Not one of the the 10 counts stuck.Mr. Teflon is FREE, so is his bank account.
Well, that's it folks, no more news for ya!
dimanche 12 juin 2005
samedi 11 juin 2005
Public apology
I'd like to publicly apoligize to my wife. 3 years ago when we got our house built I said that central air conditioning was probably not necessary since we stayed a little bit out of the city near the water and it felt a litle chillier at night. Can I say I get the "bad" look everytime it's hot! Mind you, 42C is not the norm around here but....
Sincerely honey, I apologize and in our next house, I swear we definitely are getting CAC.
Sincerely honey, I apologize and in our next house, I swear we definitely are getting CAC.
vendredi 10 juin 2005
These days, je "Lounge"
I love music, no one can argue that. Whatever it is, except for country, i like. I have it on almost 24 hours/day.
What i'm very big on right now is "Lounge music", when I don't listen to a CD, I go on the web and listen to the coolest Lounge site (from Switzerland) that plays only longe music, truly one of the greatest sites around for that kind of music. Also, on Sunday nights between 6pm and 8pm, I urge you to at least once listen to Mix 96 in Montreal (my city) to the "the lounge king" show. You should go and listen!
If you like lounge music already, share your comments on what to buy/look for.
Edit; Also try this luxuria music for lounge, looks kinda neat and the music is also great.
What i'm very big on right now is "Lounge music", when I don't listen to a CD, I go on the web and listen to the coolest Lounge site (from Switzerland) that plays only longe music, truly one of the greatest sites around for that kind of music. Also, on Sunday nights between 6pm and 8pm, I urge you to at least once listen to Mix 96 in Montreal (my city) to the "the lounge king" show. You should go and listen!
If you like lounge music already, share your comments on what to buy/look for.
Edit; Also try this luxuria music for lounge, looks kinda neat and the music is also great.
jeudi 9 juin 2005
On fait ti-peuple non?
Landry part (ou revient?), Legault veut passer l'été au Parc Safari avec ses enfants, Parizeau aimerait être mieux aimé pour se représenter (vive les 2 termes aux É-U), Duceppe se laisse désirer, Boisclair se fait sentir depuis Nueva Yorke et Mme Marois salive depuis quelques mois déjà. Bel été à l'horizon....
mardi 7 juin 2005
When will I be 65?
So Ottawa plan to drop the mandatory retirement at 65. This wil means that old people will have to work longer for their retirement plan and young people will not find jobs.
Good work Ottawa....again !
For my part, i'm going for 6/49....
Good work Ottawa....again !
For my part, i'm going for 6/49....
lundi 6 juin 2005
Coming Tomorow
X & Y from Coldplay is out tomorow! run and get it!
All that noise, all that sound......
All that noise, all that sound......
dimanche 5 juin 2005
Train your kids....
The US government is planning a campaign for parent to train their kids to eat better. Eat "go foods" or food that are good everyday and keep "whoa foods" like threats, for special occasions. With this campaign, the government hopes that kids will be healthier and get the obesity rate down in the US. There's presently 9 millions overweight kids in the US. WATCH OUT PIZZA POCKET! ! ! !
samedi 4 juin 2005
Le yoyo
Bernard vient de décamper, Duceppe va arriver, le PQ va bien aller jusqu'au moment ou l'on va remettre la souveraineté sur le plancher et la baloune va se dégonfler et ils vont perdre leurs élections!
Quoi de neuf?
Quoi de neuf?
vendredi 3 juin 2005
Le soleil dans les "bleachers"
3 raisons de ne pas travailler au centre-ville (humm humm, surtout l'été)
1- Les jolies femmes (j'en ai mal au cou)
2- l'air climatisé au 36ième étage du Marriot tous les jours quand il fait 29C dehors (bon mais la vue est assez cool)
3- Ne pas faire assez d'argent pour tout se payer!
1- Les jolies femmes (j'en ai mal au cou)
2- l'air climatisé au 36ième étage du Marriot tous les jours quand il fait 29C dehors (bon mais la vue est assez cool)
3- Ne pas faire assez d'argent pour tout se payer!
mardi 31 mai 2005
Downtown
Demain et jusqu'à vendredi, je serai en conférence au centre-ville, j'en profiterai pour écrire sur mes petites observations et prendre quelques photos!
Tomorow and until Friday, I will be in a cofnerence downtown, I will take that opportunity to write on my little observations and take a few pictures!
Tomorow and until Friday, I will be in a cofnerence downtown, I will take that opportunity to write on my little observations and take a few pictures!
Vive le CANADA!
Aujourd'hui, je suis fier d'être Canadien, la nouvelle Miss Univers est Canadienne, Nathalie Geblova a été couronée hiers! Nous pouvons dire que le mélange Russe/Canadien est assez étonant!
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Today, i'm happy to be Canadian, the new Miss World is Canadian Nathalie Geblova was crowned yesterday! We can say the mix Russian/Canadian is quite stunning!
.Today, i'm happy to be Canadian, the new Miss World is Canadian Nathalie Geblova was crowned yesterday! We can say the mix Russian/Canadian is quite stunning!
Un nouveau blogue
Après VERSTEHEN, In Limbo, Abraxas, voici L'EUxpatriée. Après des années sans nouvelles, 4 cousins(es) apprenent à se connaitre par blogues! (cela ferait un super concept de film non?)
Alors la couz, j'te mets dans mes favs et je suis tes péripéties chaques jours maintenant!
Je vous jure que si elle écrit comme elle parle, il y aura BEAUCOUP de blogues à venir!
Alors la couz, j'te mets dans mes favs et je suis tes péripéties chaques jours maintenant!
Je vous jure que si elle écrit comme elle parle, il y aura BEAUCOUP de blogues à venir!
lundi 30 mai 2005
The 30 seconds sitcom!
And so you thought you'd just buy a TIVO (or a PVR in Canada) and that way you could skip the commercials and watch your 20 minutes sitcom or 40 minutes Law and Order by skiping all the commercials. Well you thought wrong. Ads execs came up with a great idea, why not incorporate ads right in our favorite shows! Won't happen? Well ever thought about all the CTU staff in 24 driving only FORD 4X4? Bernie Mac popping Rolaids in one of his show, Extreme Makeover shopping "exclusively" at Sears for their furnitures and accesories.... You thought you could skip ads? Not when you're dealing with a 10 Billion / year revenue business.
dimanche 29 mai 2005
Le coeur plein de soleil (la tête et les épaules aussi)
Je n'ai rien à écrire en fin de semaine sauf....
Je vais jouer à rock, papier, solo. C'est comme roche, papier, ciseaux, mais en plus rock!
(écoutez Musique Plus le samedi à 21h30 pour comprendre)
Je n'ai pas lu les journaux ni regardé la télé. Une fin de semaine belle comme celle là, il faut la passer dehors non? Alors that's it! rien, nada, niet!
Je me prépare à aller passer 3 jours au Marriot Chateau Champlain dès mercredi.
Bonne semaine!
Je vais jouer à rock, papier, solo. C'est comme roche, papier, ciseaux, mais en plus rock!
(écoutez Musique Plus le samedi à 21h30 pour comprendre)
Je n'ai pas lu les journaux ni regardé la télé. Une fin de semaine belle comme celle là, il faut la passer dehors non? Alors that's it! rien, nada, niet!
Je me prépare à aller passer 3 jours au Marriot Chateau Champlain dès mercredi.
Bonne semaine!
vendredi 27 mai 2005
Peut-on être 'trop' ouvert?
As the Quebec National Assembly rejected at 100% the 'charia' (Islamic Law), Ontario is still debating on the subject. What is there to debate? Taking out the right for Islamic Woman living in Canada? Most of whom came to find a better life? Ontario shouldn't have to go through such debates, we are open to all religions but are we too open? Can we still say that without being called racists? What about a Catholic law system (!) in Muslims States!
Pendant que l'assemblée Nationale du Québec rejette à 100% l'idée d'un recours à la charia, l'ontario continue le débat sur le sujet. Quel débat? Enlever le droit des femmes Musulmanes vivant au Canada? La plupart venant ici pour une vie meilleure? L'ontario ne devrait pas avoir à dàbatre du sujet, nous sommes ouvert à toutes les religions mais sommes nous trop ouvert? Peut-on dire cela sans se faire traiter de raciste? Pourquoi pas un système judiciaire catholique (!) dans des états Musulmans?
Pendant que l'assemblée Nationale du Québec rejette à 100% l'idée d'un recours à la charia, l'ontario continue le débat sur le sujet. Quel débat? Enlever le droit des femmes Musulmanes vivant au Canada? La plupart venant ici pour une vie meilleure? L'ontario ne devrait pas avoir à dàbatre du sujet, nous sommes ouvert à toutes les religions mais sommes nous trop ouvert? Peut-on dire cela sans se faire traiter de raciste? Pourquoi pas un système judiciaire catholique (!) dans des états Musulmans?
jeudi 26 mai 2005
Idiots do exists in this Country
Here's the proof. Those stupid dumbasses have a website...
Please drop them an e-mail saying how dumb and ignorant they are, while you're there, check out their mail section, they sent funny stuff to the Federal Government!
I married an anglophone from Ontario and in no way does this website reflect the reality out there. These people ( French extremists also) should not be able to write such garbage.
They obviously need a life....
And here I thought yesterday was a bad day..... :-)
Please drop them an e-mail saying how dumb and ignorant they are, while you're there, check out their mail section, they sent funny stuff to the Federal Government!
I married an anglophone from Ontario and in no way does this website reflect the reality out there. These people ( French extremists also) should not be able to write such garbage.
They obviously need a life....
And here I thought yesterday was a bad day..... :-)
mercredi 25 mai 2005
Smile!
Today was probably the shittiest day i've had in a long time, I didn't feel like writing but I got an e-mail with a few little lines that made me kinda laught so maybe if I read them again and again, i'll get better.....
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
mardi 24 mai 2005
sniff sniff
Non mais avez vous tous eu une longue fin de semaine de merde? C'est la première fois que je croise plusieurs personnes qui avaient hâte de retourner au travail. Merci dame nature....
La nouvelle qui n'en était pas une....
Pour ceux qui ne s'en doutais pas, Nathalie Simard est une des victimes du pédophile Guy Cloutier. Nathalie, sûrement écoeurée de se faire regarder par tous les amateur de la poule aux oeufs d'or qui se demandent (cé tu elle?) a décidée de demander la levée de l'interdit de publication qui était ordonnée depuis le début du procès de Guy Cloutier. Bravo Nathalie, elle pourra maintenant partager son passé avec d'autres victimes et peut être aider à sa propre guérison. Pour les mauvaises langues, sachez que le cachet qu'elle recevra de TVA pour son entrevue (exclusive) de jeudi prochain sera versé à la fondation Nathalie Simard (présentement en construction) qui viendra en aide aux victimes de pédophilies. Bravo!
lundi 23 mai 2005
24
15 minutes, 15 more minutes to wait for the season finale of 24. Probably one of the most original show ever, 24, is ending tonight after 22 weeks of pure suspense with a 2 hour season finale. For those of you who were on another planet for the last 4 years, here's the thing, 24 is a show that takes place in, humm, 24 hours! so all the show represent 1 hour out of the 24. So we started this season from 7am to 8am, show 2 is 8am to 9am, so on and so on, make sense? Anyway, if you've never seen 24, I suggest you rent the DVDs on a raine shitty weekend (like this stupid weekend)
dimanche 22 mai 2005
Our own scandal
Before I die, someone will have to make me undestand what it is about English Canada's fascination with the Queen.
For the life of me, I CANNOT get that buzz surrounding her every visit to this Country. We, in Quebec, understood a logn time ago that the Queen means nothing more than a few millions spent for nothing. Seem that the rest of Canada didn't get it yet. Are we missing something? What else do we owe her?
Let"s call people in Alberta and Saskatchewan who are all gaga over her.....
For the life of me, I CANNOT get that buzz surrounding her every visit to this Country. We, in Quebec, understood a logn time ago that the Queen means nothing more than a few millions spent for nothing. Seem that the rest of Canada didn't get it yet. Are we missing something? What else do we owe her?
Let"s call people in Alberta and Saskatchewan who are all gaga over her.....
samedi 21 mai 2005
Hallucinations!
Non mais, il est 21h30 samedi et nous écoutons Julio Iglesias chanter en Allemand chez Drucker à TV5. Je dois aller dormir bientôt!
Side note, Nathasha St-Pierre est là aussi et franchement, elle a une voix assez belle merci!
Side note, Nathasha St-Pierre est là aussi et franchement, elle a une voix assez belle merci!
Bon baiser de....
Après les horreurs d' "en atendant Ben Laden" et "Tout le monde tout nu" il était bien de voir une nouvelle émission franchement pas pire bonne à la R-C. Vivement son 250,000$ pour France.
vendredi 20 mai 2005
Saddam wears briefs.
So now we can all sleep better since we know Saddam wears briefs, not boxers.
Some people are offended, that picture might have broken the Geneva Convention, this should have never happened, this is an outrage.....ZZZZZzzzzzzzz
CNN just found something to talk about for the next 3 weeks.
Some people are offended, that picture might have broken the Geneva Convention, this should have never happened, this is an outrage.....ZZZZZzzzzzzzz
CNN just found something to talk about for the next 3 weeks.
jeudi 19 mai 2005
How to save 300 millions?
Just win confidence vote (have to laught at that term no?)and no elections happens. Here it is, 300 million dollars saved for Canadians. Ultimately, it just means more money available to those who really really don't need more but....
mercredi 18 mai 2005
Dave's alright!
I was happy to read in the Times Canada that Dave Chapelle is alright. Last March , Dave signed a 50 million, yes, 50 million deal for his Comedy central show "the Dave Chapelle show" and then kinda disapeared. He had asked exects to postpone the next season of his show twice and soon after rumors started flying. Drugs? Gone insane? Pressure? well maybe the latter two in a small portion. Turns out he's in South Africa at his friends house thinking about when and how he'll return to America and to the show. At least nothing stupid happened and we can all still hope this comedy genuis is back soon!
mardi 17 mai 2005
Stronash passe à l'ouest
Après Sergei le russe qui grâce à Pierre Lambert et Gilles Guilbault (amateurs de lance et compte...)est passé à l'ouest, voici que Belinda Stronash passe aux Libéraux. Si la tendance se maintient, aucune élection ne sera possible cet été et Belinda, comme grand geste de remerciement, passera chef du parti Libéral dans 2 ans!
Well, Belinda Stronash just switched sides and is now a Liberal! If all remains, no elections will happen this summer and Belinda, as a big thank you, will be the new Liberal chief in 2 years!
Well, Belinda Stronash just switched sides and is now a Liberal! If all remains, no elections will happen this summer and Belinda, as a big thank you, will be the new Liberal chief in 2 years!
You could also ban their disgusting coffee
In another absurd attempt at censorship;
Starbuck's coffee is pulling out of their store the new Bruce Springsteen album Devils and Dust. Apparently, the song "Reno", about an encounter with a prostitute is too much for them little ears. Newsweek magazine reported that the coffee retailer had pulled albums off their stores after some complaints about that song. A Starbucks (very bright) executive said that the song in question was only one of the reasons, the main being "scheduling difficulties." :)
I think it is probably too difficult for them to schedule the "skip" button on their CD players to not play that song.......
Starbuck's coffee is pulling out of their store the new Bruce Springsteen album Devils and Dust. Apparently, the song "Reno", about an encounter with a prostitute is too much for them little ears. Newsweek magazine reported that the coffee retailer had pulled albums off their stores after some complaints about that song. A Starbucks (very bright) executive said that the song in question was only one of the reasons, the main being "scheduling difficulties." :)
I think it is probably too difficult for them to schedule the "skip" button on their CD players to not play that song.......
lundi 16 mai 2005
I'm talking Brutal Outing here
Spokane Mayor, Jim West, know for his harsh comments and actions on gays such as, banning gay men and lesbians from working in schools, day-care centers and some state agencies, wanting to screen prospective employees for sexual orientation and firing employees whose homosexuality became known, proposed that teen sex be criminalized,etc.etc. was just caught last week in a sex "chat room" with a teenage boy (well, a journalist passing for a 17 year old kid) and came out of the closet as a gay man!
Do we say, gotcha?
Do we say, gotcha?
dimanche 15 mai 2005
The story of a finger!
Le manque de tueries, de scandales sexuels et de gaffes du seigneur Bush fait en sorte que l'histoire du doigt trouvé dans le chili chez Wendy's attire l'attention partout, partout, partout aux É-U depuis quelques jours (voir semaines). Vite un scandale s.v.p.
samedi 14 mai 2005
Wine
I go to bed before 10h00pm (see previous post) and I just drank 2 and 1/2 glass of red wine and feel too happy. Definite signs i'm getting old......
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