Résultat

Donc, 2 heures de souffrances et voici le résultat!

And God bless you all, for the song you save us!

J'ai entendu la nouvelle chanson des Deftones (Hole in the Earth) hier soir sur Musique Plus SUPER! Un des 3 meilleurs groupes heavy selon mon moi-même!
Le vidéo n'est pas encore sorti sur youtube donc peux pas partager avec vous.
Voici les 2 autres chansons que je vais me chanter dans ma tite tête pendant mon 3 heures de souffrance dans quelques minutes!

Change (the house of flies)


Minerva

Pain

Tomorow will be PAINFUL!
3rd tattoo coming.... ouch!

Les oeufs dans le même panier

Tsé quand Vidéocon gère ton cable, ton net et ton tel et que ca te plante dans les mains,
ca fait une soirée pas trop excitante!
J'en ai profité pour me mettre à jour dans mes revues Times et Fortune.

Sacrament Ginette

Le p'tit Lambert est dans la MARDE!

Exit Music, for a film

Vraiment pas dans le beat d'écrire ce soir, journée yucky au boureau, oupss au bureau!
Cheer up avec cette très belle chanson!


Wake.. from your sleep
The drying of your tears
Today we escape, we escape

Pack.. and get dressed
Before your father hears us
Before all hell breaks loose

Breathe, keep breathing
Don't lose your nerve
Breathe, keep breathing
I can't do this alone

Sing.. us a song
A song to keep us warm
There's such a chill, such a chill

You can laugh
A spineless laugh
We hope your rules and wisdom choke you
Now we are one in everlasting peace

We hope that you choke, that you choke
We hope that you choke, that you choke
We hope that you choke, that you choke

Fa frette

J'adore l'automne.
Pour la plupart, l'automne fait chier. C'est la rentrée, le traffic qui triple, les jupes qui disparaissent, les bretelles spagettis aussi mais pour moi, c'est le retour de pleins de belles choses, en autre la musique qu'on écoute quand il fait froid.

Kid A de Radiohead
L'album éponyme d'Izzy Stradlin and the JuJu Hound
La toune April's fool de Chalk Circle (ouin)
Nevermind De Nirvana
N'importe de kosé de Jacques Brel
Un "sample" de musique que je ne peux écouter l'été, trop lourd pour mes oreilles, ma tête, mon corp au complet.

Y'a d'la musique que vous écoutez seulement pendant une saison en particulier ou juste moi qui est fou?

Quote that!

For J-P and me....

"Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do"

Seize the day

Migraine à soir donc pas trop de bla bla.
Avenge Sevenfold, Seize the day

Me semble que j'ai entendu çà avant?
Ah oui, çà s'appelait du Gun's 'n Roses.
Ça reste une bonne chanson quand même!

Sexual Horoscope

Un courriel que j'ai reçu, amusant.(Merci Jenifer)
Quel signe êtes-vous? Aries pour moi!



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day. They have had sex. A lot of sex. Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high. The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few. If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave.



Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20) --

Get out the boots - Stilletto heels - foot creams and panty hose...here come da fishies! They are the LEADERS in foot fetish. Masturbation in shoes? Okay. Toe masturbation...bring it on! They love using their feet. Suck on a Pisceans toes and SEE what happens! Fucking in the water and see them squirm. Pisces have probably done it in a sex swing. Or at least considered how strong the ceiling beams are on their house to put one in. Pisces men break furniture when they fuck...things get flung everywhere. Pisces can be turned on by the wierdest things...Trains...Water fountains...Jump rope...Whatever. They are the sirens calling you to the beach where you will end up on your back on a towel with water all over you and not wanting it to stop. I have heard it said that its the pisces that will cross the darker kinky side at least once...just to say "YEP. did that. Not that great" OR "What do you MEAN you never......" SAM from sex and the city should be a Pisces. These babes are perfectionists. You will have a perfect orgasm with them...so will they..in fact, they strive for perfection in everything they do...it's all in th details for them. There will not be ONE hair out of place with a Pisces. All of their fetish jewlery will match a specific whip or dress or shoes. EVERYTHING MUST MATCH! I have one Pisces friend that has nipple tassles that match for every pair of underware and whip that she owns! NO SHIT! You might think they are shy! HA! They are just planning something. I had a Pisces Friend (Same Pisces friend with the matching tassles by the way) who was at a nudist beach in Brazil (You will always find a Pisces at a beach...its inbred in them) A middle aged man in his early 50's or so came up to her and immediately saw her body and BABING! got a hard on! Not feeling shocked in any way, shape or form, she walked right up to him and put her hand on his cock for a moment , then with her same hand took her sunglasses off , looked him RIGHT in the eye and said "DAHLING, your erection is SUPERB!" and she walked off never to see him again. You never can tell what the hell a Pisces will do, but I guarantee that it will be SUPERB! SECRET: Pisces women fall for a man that can wear a high heel and garter. And look good.


Aries ( March 21 - April 19) --

Lives for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.


Cancer (June 22 - July 22) --

This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it. They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.


Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)--

If we could put our pussy cat naked and jeweled in rubies on a dias in a museum...this would be their idea of heaven. Everyone admiring them: Hell, yeah! "WORSHIP ME." is their motto. If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr...you think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes to be on top...that's a given. They need control. Their underware is always..er..interesting to say the least. They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them..do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it..they have thought about it. They usually end up in vocations where they can be served like a king or queen (EX: 24/7 Domina...Mistresses...Gigalos...Bar owners...Promoters...Runway Models...) may have a fetish about decorating their genitalia...not piercings, per se...but other jeweled adornments definately. Rubies usually are their love. I knew one LEO with a solid silver Cockring embedded with rubies. Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one.


Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept. 22)--

This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo, but not often. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will. Yes you read that right. The sign of the virgin believes in prostitution. Missionary is their big thing. I wish I could give Virgos more kink...but, that's about it. Except maybe try spanking them sometime and see what will happen. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream. Also all Virgos like to see Camel Toes...what's up with that? Sherlock Holmes was probably a Virgo...or a repressed Gemini.


Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--

Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?


Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) --

HOLEE SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCK! Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Hey Lions, you are the kings and queens of everything ELSE...let it go...OMMMMMMMM) Scorpios KNOW how to seduce. They KNOW what is kinky. They are highly manipulative. They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want. They KNOW how to fuck. And they are making room for modifications. All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position. One Scorpio I knew used to shackle her lover to her dining room table and serve food around his naked . body for dinner parties. She would put the Dip right between his legs and tell everyone to try some.This is just an idea of Scorpio kink. She would punish him later if things went...er...awry. Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst...but the emotions are staggering. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio jealous...they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fuck your boss..or your sister/brother..or Mother...hell, that's their idea of a typical normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns on their knees and back...this is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They LOVE pony girls and have a fetish for riding crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them come...otherwise gods help ya. Favorite Song: Master and Servant. Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians...get them drunk enough they will kiss a girl...or two....or three...or five....One Scorpio girl I knew got so toasty at a party once...she kissed EVERYONE in the entire house...there were at least sixty people there! All their clothes are easy access. And they can definately get their foot over their head. One Scorpio man I knew could blow himself. A definate good time...but beware their sting!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) --

Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED. True love is being shaved. Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love. And they LOVE to travel. They are constantly moving. They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsy type. Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE. They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night for them is to : Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more! Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot fetishes...Lingerie...cross dressing...Female Sags are nature lovers: Do it in the bushes, Sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? they Love Kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! . They believe in doing it and doing it often! fucking before the movie starts..., fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick blowjob on the way home. Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touch them anywhere and they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot spot...They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at your friends house warming party at two in the morning. They are built for lot and lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fast and hard or slow and easy~ if you want to get your freak on, Sagittarians are the way to go! None of the other signs love Sex as Much as a Sag!


Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) --

Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep, if they are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get ready for some nookie! They love to bite. They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive. But when they warm up? There is no stopping them. They like to have the back of their knees licked. They live for tongue massages. They think porno is just SILLY...who thought THAT up? But they will watch it to see if they are missing anything. Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of wine...you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in. They like to play games...as long as they are in charge. This is a misunderstood sign...they can be very kinky. As long as it is with people they love.


Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) --

MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit...then get shy to those that care about them. Go figure. They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game. They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick? This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated. But to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical funtime. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night. which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.

Merci!

Merci!
Je vais m'en sortir. Les 14 meilleurs médecins du monde sont venus et dans quelques mois, ma grippe d'homme devrait être chose du passé!
s.v.p. ne plus envoyer de fleurs, le jardin botanique s'en vient en manque, c'est vraiment trop gentil.
Oh et les cartes de prompt rétablissement aussi vous pouvez arrêter d'en envoyer, Richard Desjardins est en beau calisse à cause de tout ces arbres que vous faites mouru et j'ai changé 53 fois de facteurs (hernies apparement).

Merci encore et de grâce, ne vous en faites plus pour moi, j'vais m'en sortir!
Bises!

À mon tour

J'trippe pas trop sur ce genre de chose mais là, c'est sur la musique, ma p'tite passion alors....
Here we go!

La chanson qui...
Vous fait pleurer à tout coup : Hallelluia ( Jeff Buckley)

Vous fait sourire : Sexyback (J T)

Vous rappelle votre meilleur(e) ami(e) : Prendre le temps (Léandre, idole de J-P)

Vous rappelle votre enfance : Spanish Town (Garland Jeffries)
Vous donne envie de danser : I don’t feel like dancing (Scissor Sisters).

Que vous écoutez le plus souvent ces temps ci : Hello, i’m in Delaware (City an Colour)

Que vous êtes incapable d'entendre : Tout ce que Sean Paul peut sortir de sa crisse de yeule

A les plus jolies paroles selon vous : In my life (Beatles)

Que vous avez honte d'aimer : Ben une couple de toune des Backstreet Boys

Vous rappelle l'été : Smooth (Santana / Rob Thomas)

Vous donne des frissons : Be my Downfall (Del Amitri)

Chu d'bonne humeur!

Rien de mieux que de se faire réveiller par un doigt dans l'oeil et un coup de genou dans les partie à 5h15 par son ti-cul de 2 1/2 ans.
Je suis tellement de bonne humeur ce matin!

Grippe d'homme

J'ai mal partout, la grosse grippe d'homme s'est emparé de mon moi!
Bon les femmes, allez! Jugez moi!
Moi j'connais la douleur intense (ok, là j'ai besoin du support de J-P, J-F et Chrys)

Échelle de douleur 1 à 10 (10 étant le plus intense);
Tattoo; 1
Épilation à la cire (ben à ce qui parait); 2
Accouchement; 4.5
Grippe d'homme; 14!

Je vais AU MOINS 140 (celcius) de fièvre, mon corps est tout mouillé (et non c'est pas ce que vous pensez). J'ai vu le fameux tunnel et mon papa qui m'attendait au bout, il m'a dit "ben non fiston pas tout de suite, trop de femmes à satisfaire"

Bon j'suis rassuré, je vais survivre!

Patience

Patience....Ok?

Le cheveux

Ca y est!
Inévitablement, ca devait arriver.
J'étais là, 12h45, en train de me brosser les dents (oui ok! j'me brosse les dents au bureau, on a le droit d'être hygiénique sans être fif ok?) pis là en me faisant aller le poignet de gauche à droit de haut en bas, en me regardant dans le miroir, je l'ai appercu!
Un $#$&# de cheveux blanc drette en avant de moi.
Ok ca va pour le tempes mais là, il est là tout seul, le premier d'une série de milliers qui s'établit sur le devant (juste en haut de l'oeil droit).

Arrrrggg!

Clicky!

I usually HATE these stupid thing and i'm not sure if it's really true but it's worth
the try. At least i'm not promising that Bill Gates will send you 1 million ca$h loll


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Emily Haines

J'ADORE l'album "Knives don't have your back!"
Elle chante aussi pourle groupe de Mtl/Toronto; Metric!

Le cliché!

À 21h02 exactement (heure de mon Illico) Pierre Lambert a lancé son premier
"SACRAMENT".

La saison de Lance et Compte est partie!

(Dites pas à personne que j'aime çà)

Linéa

Merci Num, j'ai passé la soirée à regarder les "épisodes"

La Linéa (pour les plusse vieux!)

cooocoooriiico

4h11am

4h11am, c'est mon heure depuis environs 3 mois. Tous les matins j'me réveille en sursaut et il est environs 4h11am, bah, plus ou moins 10 minutes. Après? le bordel total, tourne tourne tourne tourne et hop! il est 6h00, time to get up if Bel homme ne l'a pas déjà fait!

Ce matin, all time record 3h18am!
J'espère que c'est pasager les 3h18am car je n'ai pas de cash à dépenser dans les Infomercials!

Décidement!

Las

Fatigué, b'soin d'vacance!
2 mois dans le sud, ca coûte comment?

Eat your candies

Blame me for not giving my son veggies!

kidding

Merde, j'ai gagné!

Vendredi, en meeting, appel sur cellulaire, nom inconnu. Je décide de quitter le meting et de répondre.

-Moui allo!?!?!
- Oui, mr chose là!, vous avez rempli un machin chouette au centre d'achat des tit vieux? et ben vous avez gagné!
- Ah. kossé?
- Un voyage soit a; Cancun, Orlando ou ben les Laurentides félicitation!!!!!
(Là chu pas mal perplexe, Cancun, Orlando ou les Laurentides?????)
- Ok alors on fait quoi?
- Faut passer à Mont-Tremblant au bureau en fin de semaine pour remplir les papiers.
- Mont-Tremblant, en fin de semaine? Ben c'est pas vraiment dans mes plans d'aller là cette fin de semaine tsé, pis si j'ai gagné pourquoi juste pas m'envoyer un certificat.
- C'est que nous avons une représentante sur place qui vous expliquera et vous montrera les destinations que vous pourrez choisir. Alors, vous passez quand?
- Ben minute minou, j'tchèque ca pis j'rapelle?
- Faites vite, la promotion finit bientôt!
- haha, j'viens de catcher, merci! Bonne journée!


Ce matin...dring dring
-L-P, c'est maman! T'as reçu la presse ce matin?
- Oui, pour?
- Regarde le cahier Affaire.
- Merci!

Et oui, crisse d'arnaque sur le time sharing sur fond de voyage à Cancun ou Orlando. Une chance que j'ai pas pris 2 heures pour me taper le Mont-Joueur de hockey/vedette d'Hollywood!

Top 5

Top 5 qui fait fondre ma cire d'oreille cette semaine!
Top 5 that melts the wax in my ears this week!

1- Emily Haines, Doctor Blind
2- Metric, Poster of a girl (Emily Haines is the singer)
3- Snow Patrol, Chasing Cars
4- AFI, Miss Murder
5- City and Colour (Dallas Green) Hello, I'm in Delaware

BTW I bought the City and Colour CD, A M A Z I N G !!!!
(cheap plug, 14.99$ at HMV)

Vomissage du dimanche matin

Ca se vend tu des "Thomas the tank engine" avec système GPS collé au cul?

2 matins à s'faire chier à 6h00am pour chercher un estie d'train en bois qui fait 3 pouces par 2 pouces dans la maison de 1300 pieds carrés!


Sur ce, bon dimanche!

Good news/Bad news II

Good news;

Found Thomas, been looking for him since 6h00am!

Bad news;

Pimple on my nose, i'M 34 for God's sake!

It's FRIDAY!

L-P, J-P et J-F relaxent dans la rue jusqu'à lundi!

Ouin, vraimernt rien n'a écrire aujourd'hui.

Hello, i'm in Delaware

Pour J-P et sa douce

(ceci est un vidéo amateur et non de Dallas Green)

Seen better times than right now
But I'm not running away
'Cause nothing's going to bring me down
It's just been one of those days
I'm not the only one feeling this way
And I'm not sorry

Le malheur

Non mais ca finit plus les conneries d'humains ou quoi???

Coming home

À tous ceux qui veulent sacrer le camp loin loin loin loin

HOT

Pas besoin d'en rajouter.

The Kill

Merci Ikea et Mijestam mais moi j'met la vrai version.
Souhaitons à Jared une meilleure carrière sur CD que sur pellicule.

The Kill (Original Edited Version)
By 30 Seconds To Mars
CodesAndLyrics.com

Jared Leto est aussi mieux connue comme ex à Cameron Diaz!
Fin de la portion Potin.
Quelqu'un se souvient de lui dans un de ces films?

Lord of War (2005)
Alexander (2004)
Panic Room (2002)
Highway (2001)
Black and White (2000)
American Psycho (2000)
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
Sunset Strip (2000)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Fight Club (1999)
The Thin Red Line (1998)
Urban Legend (1998)
Basil (1998)
Switchback (1997)
Prefontaine (1997)
The Last of the High Kings (1996)
How to Make an American Quilt (1995)

A reminder to the reminders

It would also be nice to remember....
The hundreds of thousands who died from the Genocide (between 800 000 to 1.1 million)
The hundeds of thousands who are presently dying or dead in Darfur (about 450,000)
The millions of innocent people who gets killed by the Armys around the world but we do not want to talk about
The milions starving while you buy you Hummer

Did I forget anyone?

Têtes à claques

Vraiment pissant.
D'un ridicule inégalé, surtout les clips des grenouilles et du pilote/co-pilote d'avion!
Allez rire un peu

En fait quelqu'un avait déjà entendu parler d'eux?


Merci miss Gogo!

Grosse pepeine

CALISSE!

Ne jamais dire jamais!

(flashback 2004)
Moi mon gars ne fera pas le légume devant la télé...

Ce matin, 05;47am!
Papa! debout papa!
moi- gromumbrltoy! Tu veux écouter Thomas the train?
- oui papa, tchou tchou!
-ok
1h30 de plus pour dormir!

Morale de l'histoire, crisse qu'on dort bien quand on n'a qu'à appuyer "play" sur le DVD.

Blah!

I'm lazy tonight, not feeling like writing anything so here's a little thing I got this week that I find sums up pretty much the difference between women and men...

HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched T.V.Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried.
I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY
I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

Hey baby!

Maintenant que l'on sait qu'elle existe vraiment, on peut revenir aux choses essentielles de la vie?

Comme Jessica Simpson et son nouveau chum...oupsss John Mayer l'a crissé là, Kate Hudson à laissée son mari pour un des frères Wilson, Nicole Ritchie serait un cure-dent, Britney Spears est white trash, Lindsay Lohan prend trop de drogue etc.etc.

Sans commentaire!

J'ai décidé d'upgrader blogger avec la nouvelle version Beta ce qui fait qu'écrire un commentaire deviens quasi impossible alors voici la solution.
Quand vous écrivez un commentaire, veuillez choisir l'option "other"

Choose an identity
Google/Blogger Other Anonymous

Inscrire votre ID et le lien de votre site et le tour est joué!

Come on dit au service à la clientèle, Sorry for the inconvenience!

Quebec Blogue

Nouveau site de répertoire des blogues du Québec.
Allez y faire un tour www.blogues-quebec.com.
Le site à été lancé officiellement le 28 août, nous sommes déjà 184 le 2 septembre.

Good news/Bad news

Good news; Les Foos Fighters accoustique au Centre Bell
Bad news; En première partie de Bob Dylan.

Faites pas chier avec Bob Dylan, il écrit sûrement des bnonnes chansons. Je suis sûrement parce que personne ne comprend ce qu'il chante.

Ciao Mate

Il me faisait pas mal rire ce mec.
À force de pousser sa chance, elle l'a ratrappé.

Gâté!

Pas de RockStar Supernova, ni de Miami Ink ce soir.
À la place, LA rentré TVA et les 20 ans de TQS.
YIPEEDEEDOO, j'me peut pus!

Flashback

Photo#7.
Kekpart entre 1990 et 1992.
Je travaille de soir et comme à tous les jours, je me lève vers 11h00am et déjeune en écoutant la radio.
CKFM annonce LE SHOW de l'année!
Guns 'n Roses donnera un show surprise à "La Brique" (Ste-Cath coin St-Laurent). Ils se sont donné un nom fictif, "the Dominos" pour la cause. Les billets sont vendus par téléphone seulement au numéro donné par l'animateur radio.
Ce jour là, j'ai tout laché et mis mon énergie à appeler pour des billets, J'ai dû appeller pendant des heures et des heures, sûrement pas conscient que les billets se venderaient de toute façon en quelques secondes! Rien n'a faire, la ligne est occupée, je désespère, je vais manquer le meilleur show de l'année MERDE!!!!
Bon il est 16h00, temps de prendre ma douche et partir travailler, j'en fait mon deuil, je suis en calisse mais coudon, si je gagne j'me paie un billet par un revendeur.
Part travailler, essaie encore d'appeler rendu au bureau, bah! mon chien est vraiment mort, la ligne sonne mais personne ne répond.
Je travaille toute la soirée, le moral à plat, repart vers la maison, j'écoute CKMF et l'annonceur décompte pas moins de 125,000 appels dans la journée pour les billets de Guns.

"HEY la gang, on vous a eu, y'en a pas de show de Guns ou de Dominos" qu'il dit.


CALISSE on est le 1er avril!
(sans blague)

Words of wisdom.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I (don't) Want My MTV

Jusqu'à (ce qui me semble) y'a pas si longtemps, je devais absolument écouter les MTV awards.
Moins "constipé" que les Grammys et moins "country" que les American Music Awards, les MTV étaient toujours les plus flyés.
Hiers c'était la déception totale. J'my reconnais plus;
Les "Panic at the disco", "All American Rejects", "Fall Out Boys" jouent tous la même calisse de chanson, rock pop bonbon avec des ti-culs en make up.
Les rappers font encore dans la porno juvénile.
Les poupounes épaisse envahissent la scène pendant 3 heures pénible!
Seul bon moment, le speach de remerciement de Pink pour son vidéo "stupid girl", elle a eu le culot de faire ses remerciements en file stupide à la Jessica Simpson ou Paris Hilton (ou insérer autre nom).

Bon le vieux, va manger tes mentes roses et va faire dodo.....